#selfiesarestupid

MOST RECENT

Workshop window reflection selfie, West Bretton, April 2018 #selfiesarestupid #selfiessuck

I NEVER take selfies but I LOVE the sunshine that so rarely shines in Indiana #ilovesunshine #selfiesarestupid #notphotogenic #🙄

Trying to wrap my head around how I'm old enough to have an 18 year old. I don't feel old? Ok, sometimes I do 🤣 I just dont get mumble rap, ok? Existential crisis. Lol. I'm still young! I'm still cool! You kids want some wine coolers? Jk... #feelingold #youngatheart #timewarp #whatyearisit #momswhoblowglass #oldaf #thisistheleastannoyedfaceicouldmanage #selfiesarestupid #momswithtattoos #momswhosmokeweed #rbf #momsofinstagram #glassblower

Mukavaa viikonloppua kaikille 😘 I wish all my great insta friends a wonderfull weekend ❤ #weekend#viikonloppu#finallyweekend#finnishwoman#instapic#selfiemoment#selfietime#myself#omakuva#me#selfiesarestupid#face#thisisme

Who's this bitch?

Oh yeah, me. HEY.

I was partially inspired by @thebibliolife
but also the increase in followers to give you a bit of a low down on the totally awesome babe known as myself. 👋🏻 (also, I don't have any new photos of books so...🤷🏻‍♀️)

Some of you already know way too much about me so this will just be a refresher, for those that don't, consider it your crash course in April.

I am an old, ornery, moody as fuck wife, mother and fangirl extraordinaire. I suffer daily with mental health,and the utter lack of desire to cook anything (but willingness to eat everything). Caffeine is my love language. I am consistently sleep deprived, be it insomnia, anxiety or just a really good fucking book. If reading were an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medal sprinter. I often binge a lot and then go through periods of staring at my shelves wondering what the fuck to read. I am an eclectic reader. I love the young adult genre, but my heart and lady parts happen to thrive on romance- especially the dark and forbidden kind. When I'm reading, it is almost always more than one book at a time. I am a notorious mood reader, of the likes you probably have never seen before. I am fickle as hell and get distracted way too easily. I swear. A lot. I've given up trying to censor myself. I don't have the energy for it. I'm also quite crude, but I tend to save that for all my super fun friends. I have quite a few secrets but I'm not overly shy, unless you're standing in front of me. Then I'll just stare at you uncomfortably, silently judging you. I don't like people, I really don't, but bookstagram has made it almost fucking impossible for me to remain friendless in my cold dark existence. So thanks for that. 😘

I also ramble. And thoroughly enjoy writing long ass captions.

The end.

#meetthebookstagrammer #whodis #itme #selfiesarestupid #ohhai #crashcourse #longcaption #blahblahblah #bookstagrammer #thursdaymood #rambles #realtalk #thisiswhoiam #instagrammer #bookwhore #bookaddict #booklover

It's about time we got some damn sunshine... Anyone looking for a new ride?

#selfiesarestupid
#carsales

Feeling of being watched 😳 #selfie #selfiesarestupid @kariudo124

Going to be a good day when you have a caffeine molecule on your t shirt! #caffeine #hoppedup #speed #chemistry #alwayslatetowork #selfiesarestupid

Her new nickname is Ms. Grumpy McGrumpster, and she thinks taking selfies at 7am is stupid. #boraandme #selfiesarestupid #rottiegurling #morning #sunshine #boratherottweiler #rottweilers

Remember....you only get one life...but if you do it right...one is all you need ... When old friends become new friends.... #smallworld

#chicago #friends #fun #saturdaynight #dinner #mercadito #girlsnightout #rain #live #laugh #love #stories #experiences #midtownlove #selfiesarestupid #sunflowerlife #lifequotes #lifequotestoliveby

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