What a week... WHAT A WEEK!!
Let's start off with the fact that James is 30 next week, and we were supposed to be going to Soho Farm House on Sunday... instead I got a call to say that the routine op I was due was booked in for This week and now we aren't going 😩😩😩!!! I had a laperoscopy on Tuesday as I think having. Two babies in quick succession broke my tummy.
Anyway.. I'm home and in bed... mainly because I am still traumatised by the fact that I had to wear see through cycling shorts for the operation and worst of all..I checked when I came round from the procedure ....and they weren't there anymore. I keep thinking of my vajayjay looking like a squashed sausage on the operating table .. and I mean... who took the transparent pants off me... ?????and did I see that person afterwards, did I look them in the eye not know what they had seen, not apologising for the sausage vag.... it's all very worrying 😂😂good lord.. I mean if I knew I was going to be that exposed I would have had a spray tan and a wax... doesn't say anything about been completely exposed in the preparation leaflet does it 😩😩 In addition to sausage fandango, and being out of action for a few days.. the girls have been really poorly, not sleeping, blah Blah.. it's just been utter utter chaos... So.. instead of going to Soho Farmhouse.. I've order a couple of pairs of the NHS seethrough cycling shorts and when I'm mobile I'll wear them just for james and do a special dance for his 30th to make up for it.
I really really won't.
In fact I'm regretting the fact that I sent a picture of myself in them to him and some of my friends.
Oh well... Christmas is coming .. and I can put all of this behind me... can't I 😂😂😂 Oh and big up the NHS.. not only do they save lives, and do amazing jobs and work tirelessly for us.. some of them have to remove under garments from unsuspecting patients... let's hope it makes them laugh. ( and there is not a gallery of pictures in an underground NHS cupboard somewhere)
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