“You can’t be on that wall”
Well the fact I was on that wall should be a clue that I can be on that wall, unless he thought I was a hologram projected from another location but last time I checked I wasn’t made of light particles!
I hate this type of confrontation, telling me an untrue statement instead of actually getting to the point and asking me to leave.
Just as bad is the passive aggressive “can I help you?”...
“sure, I’d love a glass of water actually” doesn’t usually go down too well.
So yeah, security guards...I know I’m not supposed to be on walls but that completely different from the action being possible, asking me to leave is clear as day and is a request I can deliver.
What’s the one thing that winds you up with security?