This is a #photo of three #famously #despicable #humanbeings, two famously despicable #spouses of despicable human beings, and one woman my wife knows from high school who's despicableness I am not knowledgeable enough to adjudicate upon. The five despicable #jerkoffs in this picture were together on this day because they all went to #TheWhiteHouse and met with their #King, #TangerineJesus himself, the #KingCheeto, at which point they all posed for a #MemeoftheWeek pic in the #OvalOffice. My point in posting this is not solely to pick on this obviously low-hanging fruit. It's actually a genuine #query. 🔹🔸
I worked my way through college waiting tables in a couple of nice restaurants in my university town and it was our pleasure to take first class care of our guests. Occasionally, however, a truly despicable human being would walk through the front door and when that happened we treated that guest just as we would any other guest regardless of how horrible they were within or without our friendly confines WITH ONE VERY IMPORTANT EXCEPTION: At least one of our staff would do something horrible to their food. Every. Single. Time. 🔹🔸
I've discussed this with fellow #foodservice #workers over the years who worked in nice #restaurants all across this great country. Doing gross things to the food of awful people is EXPECTED in the culinary world. It's just something you do.
So FINALLY, my query: Does #SarahPalin honestly believe that José, who's been breaking his ass to make a dollar in this country, HIS country, only to see this Sarah Palin bag of shit start insulting HIS people on the National stage... does she honestly believe that José isn't jerking off into her mashed potatoes? What does #TedNugent think that "glaze" on his Cowboy Cut ribeye actually IS?! #KidRock is getting off easy if all Lucía the salad-prep girl does is hawk a loog off into his Caesar salad. So Sarah, Ted, Robert and all you backwoods-ass hate-breeding motherfuckers who are digging on your 15-minute political spotlight at the behest of some of our nations most vulnerable, its rural-poor, fuck you. And enjoy that #hispanic semen baked into your creamy corn casserole.