I'll tell you a funny story... Once upon a time a wife nagged at her husband about getting a dog. The wife and her children really wanted a dog.
The dog they chose was awfully cute and very cuddly but that dog turned out to be a bit of a twat. Twat dog repaid his owners by urinating in various places over the family home, he also destroyed 4 new sofa cushion covers and various toys.
Christmas came and the family had to reduce their tree size because of twat dog.
Twat dog repaid mummy by destroying her fairy she has had for 14 years...... Mummy laughed and laughed and said 'Oh what a twat you are twat dog'. To be continued.... #twatdog #rubble #frenchbullshit