eve, ebe, ebelinous, bebe or all the possible derivations of this weird name you have, or also rat, rodent, arse, twat, sHERTHICC: happy birthday.
you are an actual blessing in my life. for the past year, i’ve lost count of how many times i started laughing (latgung?) in public talking to you. we all know that you’re a fucking brittainian rattard, but you’re my fav brittainian rattard. you make me laugh like literally no one else. i love that u get my hamilton references or that you wish i was dead almost as much as i wish you would’ve exploded already. ok i’m trying not to get too sentimental here but you mean way too much to me. thank you for creating by my (and pun and hide’s formally known as spoon and hideous) side the greatest typos (tupids?) alive. i’m beyond glad i get to call you my best friend. i love you.
have a wuermy day,
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