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Fans VS Critics - Who do you side with when it comes to Peter Jackson's King Kong (2005) 🍿🍅
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I love crappy movies. I admit it publically the crappier the more fun for me. One of the best horrible movies I’ve seen in the last couple years was the first Ghost Shark, it was brilliant in its stupidity. I have recently learned about Cannibal Woman in the Avocado Jungle of Death how have I not known about this movie? It’s on the top of my must watch list now. #movies #badmovies #rottenmovies #cultclassic #moviegeek #horrorgeek #horrorfilm #horrorfan

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I love crappy movies. I admit it publically the crappier the more fun for me. One of the best horrible movies I’ve seen in the last couple years was the first Ghost Shark, it was brilliant in its stupidity. I have recently learned about Cannibal Woman in the Avocado Jungle of Death how have I not known about this movie? It’s on the top of my must watch list now. #movies #badmovies #rottenmovies #cultclassic #moviegeek #horrorgeek #horrorfilm #horrorfan

Name a #rotten movie that has a #fresh trailer. Go! 🎬
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

Summary:
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them.

If you take this movie so serious you'll be disappointed 'cause it's not. But if you take it as fun movie, fulled of action/fantasy/horror scenes and as what it is then you can give it a chance. Maybe, the character of Abraham Lincoln defined as vampire slayer is naive and childish and is not what you expected to see for historical important figure. Maybe someone thinks that this is disgrace for the character. And finally maybe someone thinks there is a storyline abstraction 'cause the book is better and I don't doubt that even I haven't read it. All this defects are not so important if you like movies in this kind of genre like Underworld, Resident Evil etc. •
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"Chronicle" (2012) •
Summary:
Whilst attending a party, three high school friends gain superpowers after making an incredible discovery underground. Soon, though, they find their lives spinning out of control and their bond tested as they embrace their darker sides.

So many good reviews for that movie... Why? It doesn't bring anything new. The story is awful, the characters uninteresting. You almost wish they could die faster to ease your pain. It take a whole genre and flushes down the toilet with one movie.

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Sharknado was born to suck, but I'm hesitant to accuse its enthusiastic viewers of being rubes. The prime reason: I'm an enthusiastic viewer of it too. Though it's meant to be intentionally atrocious - always a sure fire way to make your faux-exploitation film totally inessential - Sharknado is still amusingly inept in ways that I don't think even the makers could have anticipated. The visual language of the thing is incomprehensible; the performances abominable; the stock footage totally incongruous; the continuity not entire continuous;  the brief flashes of comedy more cringe worthy than even the CGI. And then there are outrageous moments that are actually impressive in their audacity, such as the sequence in which a shark tries to climb a rope, or the pièce de résistance, in which our hero Fin jumps up and into one of the beasts with a chainsaw as an act of violent revenge.
The makers probably just wanted to produce something on a budget that would be accidentally watched by undiscriminating viewers (like those who accidentally rent The Asylum's Transmorphers instead of Transformers). Rather, they magicked upon a winning combination of shi**iness that sees their picture enter the pantheon of crappy cinema. •
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Batman & Robin •
We can ALL agree this was a runaway loser. From the neon design to the overblown script to the infamous Batnipples, it's become a byword for franchise-killing and bad movie-making.

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Ghost Rider

A lame duck superhero. An uninspired director. A moronic screenplay. An oddly toned down Nicolas Cage. The problem with 'Ghost Rider' isn't that it's a very bad film: the problem with 'Ghost Rider' is that it refuses to be awful in a way that encourages conversation. At least its sequel (which we'll get to in a moment) had the grace to be terrible in a memorable way. There is no joy reveling in the badness here -- this is a lazy, half-assed and instantly forgettable hunk of garbage.

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'After Earth' •
Will "I'm Not a Scientologist" Smith wanted to make a sci-fi vehicle to showcase the acting chops of his son, Jaden, but instead he made the worst movie of his career that managed to embarrass his whole family and tarnish the brand of one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood. The only good thing to come from it was 'the funniest Onion article of the year' at least this movie was good for something. •
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'Tyler Perry's Good Deeds'

Two steps forward, three steps back? That's the first though that went through this pundit's mind after watching Tyler Perry's messy melodrama last spring. Perry had come off the back to back successes of 2010's underrated "For Colored Girls" (his best dramatic directing effort to date) and 2011's hilarious comedy "Madea's Big Happy Family" (his best comedic effort to date). "Good Deeds" was neither compelling or funny. Perry overreached with this snoozefest about a rich San Francisco businessman who falls for his building's former cleaning woman played by Thandie Newton (perhaps the most gorgeous custodial work in cinematic history). Newton has her "Crash" tears running in full effect, but we're guessing they started flowing once she realized nothing on set could make Perry's by the numbers screenplay come alive on screen.
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"Total Recall"

Many sci-fi fans were worried that Len Wiseman's remake of "Total Recall" would spoil fond memories of Paul Verhoven's 1990 genre favorite. In the end, they needn't have been concerned. Yes, the new "Total Recall" is dreadful, but it's so unexpectedly dull that nothing in the remake is likely to take up even an iota of memory space. Colin Farrell is pretty, but dull. Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale are pretty, but dull. And it's all dull despite (and because of) Wiseman's trademark chop-everything-to-bits directing style that relegates some truly fine production design to the poorly lit, poorly framed, poorly edited scrapheap. Futuristic action movies shouldn't double as sedatives, but this one does.
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This is why I never look forward to early-in-the year movie releases. #rottenmovies

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