Disclaimer: Nobody’s sense of masculinity, neither actionable nor aspirational, was damaged, harmed, altered or, in any sense of the word, “changed,” before, during, or after the execution of this photo shoot. Nobody’s sexual, romantic, relational, or familial orientations, identities, preferences, aversions, fantasies, goals, in seriousness or in jest, were otherwise adjusted, refined, modified, or, in any sense of the word, “switched” as a result from participation in said photo shoot. Let the record show that both subjects were eager and willing to participate, with the exhaustively listed purposes of 1) attaining higher levels of “fun,” 2) attaining higher levels of “silliness,” and 3) identification of one winner to the contest entitled: “Who Wore It Best?” The jury has reached a verdict. The winner of the contest entitled “Who Wore It Best?” is unanimously and definitively @n00ch3
The media is not surprised by this verdict, and we all urge @romperjack to sponsor him indefinitely.
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🎁 ⛄️#realmenwearrompers