#wookieerant time y'all.
Subject of the day: Obi-wan's relationship.
Note that I said relationship. He has only had one, and that is with Satine Kryze, the Duchess of Mandalore. Everything else is non-canon.
What is non-canon, you may ask?
Well, let's delve into the realm of Obi-wan's various romantic pursuits (because, apparently, people like throwing him at every person he comes across).
There's Qui-gon, his own Master: This is pedophilia, young ones, and is frowned upon in most societies. Also, the power imbalance between Teacher and Student is borderline toxic.
Secondly, we have Padmè Amidala: In The Phantom Menace, Obi-wan is 25, while Padmè is 14. Again, this is what pedophilia looks like, and it's also adultery post-Attack of the Clones.
Next we have Asajj Ventress: This comes from a long line of hero/villain ships that people never really want to think about in full, but just want to ship it because of 'angst'. Ventress and Obi-wan may have bantered, but that doesn't disguise the fact that they're enemies and don't like each other.
Can you believe people ship him with Ahsoka?: I've only seen it in random places, but Ahsoka is in her teens when she meets Obi-wan in the Clone Wars, and he's nearing his forties around that time. Once more, this is pedophilia.
Darth Maul: Like Ventress, we have another hero/villain ship which is quite frankly disgusting. I mean...they hate each other. Every time they meet, they're fighting—and MAUL KILLED SATINE TO BREAK OBI-WAN. Also, Maul wouldn't be very good in bed because...well...you know.
Finally, we reach Anakin Skywalker: Major pedophilia alert in TPM, since Anakin is 9 while Obi is 25. The power imbalance I mentioned earlier is at play as well. Anakin considers Obi-wan a father figure, while Obi-wan thinks of Anakin as his brother when their friendship was at its peak. But then obviously it all came crumbling down and Anakin ended up hating Obi-wan. Overall, Obikin is gross.
Obitine is the only canon ship that involves Obi-wan so...yeah, ship Obitine.
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