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Good morning everyone, hope y'all have a wonderful day πŸ‘πŸ’ͺ😎
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Watch your step! Her phone made it by inches πŸ˜‚

I found this to be too #funny πŸ˜‚ A #quicklaugh while in #traffic

Want to get away?

When she just being unnecessary
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Tonight I tell you of a real life thriller that has just occurred. It is a cautionary tale- a story too close to me to be written in full, but one of my writer friends is welcome to immortalise it one day. We arrived home to the not unusual cry from my wife Anna. "I've lost my phone." After the usual locations were searched, yes it was indeed quite lost. Switching on the 'find my iphone' app not for the first time, we hit a wall- there was no signal. "You're out of data," I cried, "I will top you up." Once data was uploaded, we were in business. There it was- lost, but somewhere along a carriageway towards Donaghadee. "I must have left it on the car roof," Anna asserted. A foolhardy way to transport a phone, yet I held my tongue. Kissing my children goodbye, I swore to track down my wife's phone, I would not fail. Facebook wouldn't look at itself and there was Love Island to be discussed. Anticipation overwhelmed me as I pulled the car up as close to my destination as I could. Then the adventure truly started. Leaping into the bramble, I searched like a man possessed, total disregard for my bare legs as they met bramble and nettle. Cars whizzed past as I jumped in and out of the undergrowth, death sweeping past me every few seconds. Half an hour later my spirits were tested, no sign and the light was failing and the threat of rain increasing. Needle and haystack it was indeed. I would have to find the little guy soon. I linked in with HQ (my wife) and requested an updated map. This was sent through and I closed in on my quarry, the chase was on. Then my technical support said they could make the lost little fella chirp to aid my task. I listened hard, holding my breath. There! I leaped about, sprinting, hurdling. There! And then- yes, yes- there it was! Euphoria filled my body as I grasped the smashed, but still alive handset. My mission was complete. Don't call me a hero. I'm just some kind of a man. #crimefiction #shortstory #quicklaugh

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Have a kick a$# weekend!! #arizonaliving #icanthelpmyself #quicklaugh

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