HAPPY ECLIPSE DAY, 'MERICANS. In honor of the event, let's talk about koalas. 1.) They don't speak English. 2.) Their little brains make them easy to defeat in a game of Checkers. 3.) "Koala" in Aborogine language means "one who easily shrivels into rasin." 4.)Often, humans have to relocate their soft little bottoms to lands with more eucalyputs. 5.) They smell 6.)They make excellent memes.
Who saw the eclipse today? How many people, do you think, will wake up blind tomorrow? What other animals make excellent memes?