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"Derpy Sexy" is my niche ๐Ÿ˜Ž Thank you Lynn Bunch Nagy for the photos! #MinkaDasBearcat #QueenOfDerp #DerpySexy #burlesque

#tbt to the video that pissed off all the scene kids ๐Ÿ˜‚ perfect screenshot btw @yazzy_grin ๐Ÿ˜† #queenofderp

Happy Birthday my Queen ๐Ÿ‘‘โค #jenniferlawrence #queenofderp

Oh my god ๐Ÿ˜‚
Jennifer Lawrence, everybody!
#jenniferlawrence #jlaw #queenofderp

#iwokeuplikethis #queenofderp ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿถ

The ears are up....but the eyes are closed. #queenofderp #fiestaluna #yeghorses #baymarechronicles

When Big (@amymaccc) has a camera and just starts snappin' pics. Why I'm still single is beyond me #DerpMaster #QueenOfDerp #NewLinkedInPhoto

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Queen of Dragons???๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‰ I have enough gray hair to be Daenerys! #queenofdragons #queenofderp #gameofthrones #slayingit

I call this one "The Queen of the Castle Derp!!" ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ Thank you crazy bros @estebancat for the tag! Who else is down for the #caturdaynitederpoff ?! If you're reading this I TAG YOU!!! #derp #iseedeadpeople #derpy #caturdaynightderpoff #crazyeyes #lazereyes #himalayan #queen #queenofderp

Today was the first time I have done makeup on anyone other than Ashley & my Nana ๐Ÿ™ˆand I did it for 5 girls ๐Ÿ™Š#queenofderp

'Tis the season. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป (please zoom in on Carey mommas face - it's guaranteed to change your life) #queenofderp

Who needs dog toys? I play with anything. #homemade #whoneedsexpensivetoys #gimmescraps #queenofderp #dogsofinstgram

"Derpy Sexy" is my niche ๐Ÿ˜Ž Thank you Lynn Bunch Nagy for the photos! #MinkaDasBearcat #QueenOfDerp #DerpySexy #burlesque

The ears are up....but the eyes are closed. #queenofderp #fiestaluna #yeghorses #baymarechronicles

I'm one of those people -- My natural instinct is to reply with a light hearted quip or sarcasm. Do I thank you or would that make me conceited? Do I compliment you back or does it come across as forced?! Person: Your skin is really nice
Me: Thanks! I grew it myself!
Person: You're so pretty ...
Me: It's all lighting effects and makeup trickery.
Person: You don't look your age!
Me: The blood sacrifices worked then.
#AwkwardAF #ItsMoreWeirdThanEndearing #ImSorryIsThatAFlirtation #SociallyAwkward #ButKindOfAdorable #SoItWorksOut
#QueenOfDerp #HappySaturday๐ŸŽ‰