Let me translate this for you: The G20 summit was boring as shit, the highlight of my trip was meeting Pootie. I have been just dying to meet my creator. We spoke about many things, the size of my hands, how big my electoral win was, a real landslide, biggliest ever. We had an amazing steak and ketchup dinner, made sweet, tender love by the fireplace, and as I laid in his arms, I looked into his beautiful eyes, and gently asked him if he had hacked the election. He said of course not, duh! I trust him with all my heart and soul, so I apologized to him for having our intelligence agencies smear his name. When I get back home, THEY'RE FIRED! After I fire those big meanies, Pootie and I are forming an impenetrable cyber security unit, so I can continue to gerrymander and suppress the vote. I don't know what that means but Pootie said it would be a good thing. So that, my friends, was my trip to that G20 thingy, pretty productive, wouldn't you say? Oh and I forgot to blame Obama for something, so yeah, it's all his fault. Oh and just to think I got something done, I negotiated a cease fire, never mind that cease fires in Syria are nearly always temporary, and Obama also negotiated one in 2016. My cease fire will be tremendous, I have the best cease fires, believe me!
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