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this is one of my favorite posts because it so accurately depicts the kind of old person I would be, especially the fact that it's in comic sans, it's just so me, these people are my heroes, I want to be them when I grow up

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Hey does anyone want to start a band with me it'll be an instrumental duo I'm looking for a skilled ocarina player I will be playing the kazoo the band will be called Banjo Bus Stop and will win several grammys if anyone is interested

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I prefer to think of this as a governmental conspiracy by which this is actually the best example of correlation equalling causation, but we can agree to disagree I suppose

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My plans for today are [ringwraith noises echoing into the void], how about you?

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My boyfriend sent me this and I was in actual disbelief that a post could be so continually funny (cr: @evidently_empty )#medievalart #tumblrmedievalart #tumblr #textpost #tumblrtextposts #tumblrtextpost #tumblrfunny #funnytumblr #funny #funnyposts #funnypictures #psychogeese

Yeah, I think I've seen enough now. Goodbye everyone I'll remember you all in therapy

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Me: So how's the whether?
You: *weather
Your least favorite conjunction: Why don't you love me?

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Just saying my boyfriends smile is 20/10 and this is the most disgusting gushy garbage I'll ever post on here so back to stuff that isn't gross like football and cars and violent video games am I right ladies you bet I'm right haHA
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I have hundreds of unfinished projects and like 1.2 completed ones total

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Ever wonder why the sky is blue? Some ancient legends tried to explain this incredible mystery before the invention of science in 1859 solved every question known to man. One ancient eastern legend told of a noble named Robert Blue who wished to paint the entire sky blue and accomplished this task using thousands of dollars of paint from Hobby Lobby, a dragon to ride on, and one huge paintbrush. Another ancient legend from the Aztecs claimed that the sky was blue because the gods staked down one giant blue tarp above the entire planet. The Romans believed that the sky was a myth spoon-fed to them by the corrupt power-hungry aliens that had infiltrated the government at that time. A little later on, one medievel theory explained that the sky is perceived as the color of the perceiver's eyes. This theory, however, was only popular in groups of blue-eyed people who claimed all non-blue-eyed people were either lying or delusional. However, now we of course know that the sky is blue because it is comprised entirely of Blue Raspberry Fun Dip power. Thank goodness we have science to explain age-old mysteries like this one.

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Honestly I think its hilarious to see the gen z kids taking over the memes now so everything is icarly, victorious, good luck charlie, big time rush, etc. As a woman with green hair, tourette's, and an allergy to sherbet, I finally know what representation feels like, because I sure as heck won't get it from the movies. (Thanks, Pence.) #tumblr #textpost #tumblrtextposts #tumblrtextpost #tumblrfunny #funnytumblr #funny #funnyposts #funnypictures #icarly #icarlymemes #icarlyfunny #stockphotomemes #meme #memes #funnymemes #psychogeese

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