Ever wonder why the sky is blue? Some ancient legends tried to explain this incredible mystery before the invention of science in 1859 solved every question known to man. One ancient eastern legend told of a noble named Robert Blue who wished to paint the entire sky blue and accomplished this task using thousands of dollars of paint from Hobby Lobby, a dragon to ride on, and one huge paintbrush. Another ancient legend from the Aztecs claimed that the sky was blue because the gods staked down one giant blue tarp above the entire planet. The Romans believed that the sky was a myth spoon-fed to them by the corrupt power-hungry aliens that had infiltrated the government at that time. A little later on, one medievel theory explained that the sky is perceived as the color of the perceiver's eyes. This theory, however, was only popular in groups of blue-eyed people who claimed all non-blue-eyed people were either lying or delusional. However, now we of course know that the sky is blue because it is comprised entirely of Blue Raspberry Fun Dip power. Thank goodness we have science to explain age-old mysteries like this one.
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