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Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said. You know what they did NOT say? They will keep you up all night and then crawl into your bed in the morning, fall asleep, and take over your spot. So, so, SO lucky she is so fricking sweet most of the time. #theydidnttellmethis #motherhoodisglamourous #shetookmyspot #yesistillhavemychildhoodpillow #lovieforlife #SawyerChristina #3yearold #luckyshescute #theflashissobright #sogladshestillmanagedtogetsomesleep #meontheotherhand #preschoolerforsale #orrent #thisismotherhood #momlife #thatscoolididntwanttosleeporvecomfortableanyway

I made Maggie wear one shoe to swim practice in an effort to shame her for losing the other of the pair. Trendsetter. #ihavefailed #preschoolerforsale #freetoagoodhome

Going to bed feeling like a complete failure as a mom. Kenton royally screwed up his performance tonight (including getting pulled off stage for bad behavior & running through the audience yelling for me). I took it way more personally than I should and am grateful tomorrow is a new day. Still, #preschoolerforsale. #glassesincluded

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