If you’ve been hesitant, nows the time. Now until Friday our Premium Starter Kit is 10% off. Plus I’m giving you $25 back. That’s $119. The kit is valued at $360. We won’t have another deal like this for a long time! Feb 2016 was the last time the kit was 10% off. Nows the time!!
Dear T. Zebrina,
What is it that you want, man? Do you want more water? Less water? More sun? Less sun? More fertilizer? Less fertilizer? Because when the only response you give to every treatment is a bad hair day, I just can't figure you out. It's been 3 months, man! Seriously. Be more like the Peace Lilies and the Fittonias of the world. Just start telling me what you want and be happy when you get it. Please.