Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen. I'd like to take a moment of your time and remind you about "commuter etiquette". (Particularly during rush hour). 1. Putting your feet on the seat. (NEVER!) I understand your feet may be tired from walking or standing or from wearing those 'oh so cute shoes' that are now giving you a blister. But if your foot print ends up on my dress slacks, "we are going to have a conversation"! 2. Putting your carry bag in the aisle when there is a luggage rack above you is rude. In the event of an emergency and we need to vacate the train immediately...and I trip over that piece of luggage, there will be two casualties when the first responders find our bodies, (as I will still have my hands clenched around your throat in a death grip)!
3. Manspreading! WTH! I spent my formative years visiting my relatives on the farm. So I have seen male horses and bulls, so don't tell me that your 'Naked Ape man bits" need that much room! If riding in close quarters is 'that uncomfortable for your junk, use the Uber app, and request an Uber XL!
Thank you for your attention and here's wishing you safe and comfortable travels...and an extraordinary day! #commuteretiquitte #rulesofpublictransport #peoplearerude