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To all the Moms who yelled at their kids today.
To every Mom who has a sink full of dishes.
To all the Mamas who can’t find anytime for anything.
To every Mom who didn’t shower today.
To the Moms that are exhausted beyond belief.
And to every Mommy who plans on feeding their kids cereal tonight for dinner.
Girl, same.... We are good enough. ❤️
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#motherhoodunplugged #momlife #daysarelong #parentinghumor #reallife #motherland

When your child doesn't know what personal space is.🙃
Or he does know. He just doesn't care.🤷
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#momlife #momsofinstagram #funny #kids #toddler #littlekids #youngkids #momlifebelike #parenting #parentlife #parentinghumor #toddleractivity #toddlerfunny #raisingboys #raisingkids

ACCIDENT REPORT
Please explain what happened: At rest time, Romy ran over and said, “I put a work [piece from a lesson/toy] in my nose.” (Right nostril). Was walked down to office to Ms. Jessica B.
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Type of injury: Object or bean up her nose. Unknown at this point since no small pouring/spooning work was on shelf near her rest space. #parenting #toddlerproblems #momlifeproblems #parentinghumor #sendwine

Ah yes, Duct Tape. An essential parenting tool...😉 #kiddingnotkidding #parentinghumor #kids #ducttape #parenting #momlife #silenceplease

🌿Mamas ihr versteht mich doch ...oder? Ich muss dieses Bild einfach teilen !!!
Sie wird mich eines Tages nicht hierfür mögen 😄🙈 Aber wenn deine älteste Tochter ihren ersten Wackelzahn so lustig und stolz präsentiert, muss die Welt doch auch davon profitieren 😂
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Der kleinste hat seinen ersten Zahn bekommen und sie verliert den ersten Zahn...hier im Blumie-Haushalt ist echt was los 😉😅
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🌿Mamas ...you’ll understand me here! When your eldest daughter comes and shows you her first ever loose tooth, like this ...with such a funny face. The world just has to take part 😅🙈. She may dislike me for this one day but I just haaaaaad to share this funny face with you. My lil guy got his first tooth and she lost hers all within a week. There’s never a dull moment in this “Blumie” household 😅
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Any one going through similar? One loosing teeth and baby getting teeth ? -
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#thesearethemoments #thesearethedays #mylittlegirl #momoffour #mamaof4 #mybabiesforever #funnyfaces #myfunnychild #myfunnygirl #mamaforlife #mamasein #mamasein #mamaseinisttoll #daddyslittlegirl #unseretochter #elternsein #parentinghumor #childhoodmemory

For all the things my hands have held the best by far is you 🧀#cheesybuttrue #motherhoodquotes

See, easy peasy lemon squeezy... 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ #soeasy😁 #momlife #momchronicles #parentinghumor #parenthood #tuesdayvibes #kidswillbekids

I bet you think you have to be super outgoing to do what I do.
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To post on social media, share your life, lead others, and build a business from home.

Guess what?!? I’m totally an introvert. I’ve struggled with self esteem my whole life. I sweat so much when i have to speak in front of people! I’m not the life of the party. .
The beauty of this business is that it grows when you are totally just yourself - just who God made you to be - and are willing to invite others like you along for the ride. It grows when you are vulnerable and authentic and share your real life - even the yucky parts - and even when it scares you to death! .
So this is me, a stay at home mom with a family that doesn’t look exactly like I had planned but that’s perfect to the One who created it. A woman who has struggled with body image and negative self talk for years who, thanks to my coach inviting me first, gets to empower other moms to feel their best, overcome mental and physical obstacles, and find freedom through fitness and business. I’m quirky. I love games and margaritas. I like to travel but hate unpacking. I have a certain way I load the dishwasher. .
If you are reading this and feel that tiny push to ask more, please do! I’m not scary and I’d love to chat with you about how you can do this too ❤️. I’m hosting a behind the scenes look this week all about coaching if you want to check it out. DM me anytime or fill out the link in my bio. .
💙 Now back to packing for my awesome trip to Indianapolis tomorrow! 💙
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😂🤣 Thank you to ALL friends who come over and help me tackle my hurricane house, I repay you by cooking awesome meals and #suku😆#parentinghumor #neighboorhoodaunty #laudryfordays #parentlife #summertime #lookslikemyhousegotrobbed #dogsgotastuffanimal #4kids5dogs2cats2turtles1fish and #agangofneighborhoodkids #fulltimestudent #2jobs #sports #ihavenotime

Unwashed lost and found 🤢🤢🤢
It hasn’t killed me so far
#germs

Me and my love bug! Mom life is the best life for sure. It’s funny because I get to watch Micah and Mackenzie bonding now that he is getting older. It’s literally one of the most adorable things I’ve ever witnessed. He laughs so hard when she plays with him and he looks for her first thing in the morning. 💕💕💕
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#frobabies #kiddycurls #blackmomsblog

Some people call it 'political correctness gone mad'
I just call it "It's Not That difficult To Not Be A Cunt" ******************************************
My brand spanking new blog is now available on:
motherofsnot.com
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Its all about being a human parent, a human person who thinks equality sounds just great, and a human person building an eco-friendly wooden house.
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Click the link in my bio to check it out!
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Haha haha true that... On this funny note,one genuine thought, it is often very easy for yet-to-be-parents and younger generation feel extremely irritated, when little kids cry in public or throw tantrums. But pls do give a thought for the mother who is dealing with a lot more you aren't even aware of when it comes to raising kids. Here's how can help yourself by helping the parents of the tantrum throwing child:
- GO DISTRACT THE KID
- MAKE FUNNY FACES (DONT WORRY ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK, THEY ARE GOING TO ENJOY THAT
- STRIKE A CONVERSATION
Trust me, the mom and dad of the kid are going to love you for that... 😀
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Our graphic designer Jimmy C is quiet, helpful, hard-working, and full of snarky comments. He says them, we post them. 😉 Enjoy!

Tag a friend who always has something sassy to say...you know the one!

Follow #snarkyJimmyC to always catch the new comments he has for us 😆. #jimmycgraphics #jimmyclovestshirts #snarkyfriends

BOOM 😍💥💫 Via one of my IG faves @stamfordmommy who’s having her 2nd baby today... I see many memes in her future 😆😍 Happy baby day, Deb!! 💗💗💋💋 .
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Abracadabra I'm not in the mood to chat. #doyoubelieveinmagic #mood #currentmood

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