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One parent tends to be the agent of order, the other the agent of chaos. Can you guess which one I am? #chaosftw #greensleevesremix #parenthooduncut

It doesn't get more Swedish than this!
Yesterday we celebrated Midsummer's Eve. I would say it's the one day when we Swedes go all in on being Swedish: we eat smörgåsbord; have schnaps (read: practice an eight hour minimum intake of alcoholic beverages); raise and dance around the maypole (see video for proof); enjoy folk dancing, wear floral crowns... Personally, I think it's a great tradition for families and small children, whereas for the average Swede between the age of 15 and 30, the tradition of heavy drinking throughout the whole day always seem to trigger dramatic scenes and olympic size hangovers the day after. Nevertheless, I am really into traditions in general and yesterday we went all in Sweden-style and celebrated Midsummer's with my dad in my home town where my first memories of Midsummer was born. It was actually kind of lovely.
After that we went home and had Spanish tapas with friends.
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#midsommarafton #parenthooduncut #midsummer2017 #midsommariskanör #smorgasboard #smörgåsbord #swedishtradition #swedishmidsummer

It's starting feel a lot like Christmas ▪


#guilford #christmaslight #cobbles #familylife #parenthooduncut

Our many failed attempts when taking our family selfie on Halloween. These images are the perfect representation of our lives currently... total chaos! Lol oh well, there's always next year I suppose. 😊👻🎃 @flash0628 @retta_williams1 @williams.retta #halloween2016 #totalchaos #lifewithababyandtoddler #parenthooduncut #failedselfiesarethebestselfies

His bot bot was 7 minutes late #littleblagger #parenthooduncut

Bump to new born to now! Good god I was the size of a house 😂😂
Oh how I love watching you grow Nyah Rose Hird 💗 .
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hey there baby boo 👶

Part 1: This is me feeding my five year old because she refused to finish her breakfast and I insisted that she must and we have somewhere to be very shortly and I don't have the patience to sit and wait for her to finish eating her bowl of bran flakes in an hour. I took this photo to show her how utterly ridiculous she was being...it didn't go down well...📷😠 #heyisthatme #kidsatbreakfast #hurryup #mummyfeedme #fiveyearoldbabies #mamahood #mamalife #parenting #parentingthroughinstagram #motherhoodunplugged #parenthooduncut #candidchildhood #mblogger #pblogger #londonblogger

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It doesn't get more Swedish than this!
Yesterday we celebrated Midsummer's Eve. I would say it's the one day when we Swedes go all in on being Swedish: we eat smörgåsbord; have schnaps (read: practice an eight hour minimum intake of alcoholic beverages); raise and dance around the maypole (see video for proof); enjoy folk dancing, wear floral crowns... Personally, I think it's a great tradition for families and small children, whereas for the average Swede between the age of 15 and 30, the tradition of heavy drinking throughout the whole day always seem to trigger dramatic scenes and olympic size hangovers the day after. Nevertheless, I am really into traditions in general and yesterday we went all in Sweden-style and celebrated Midsummer's with my dad in my home town where my first memories of Midsummer was born. It was actually kind of lovely.
After that we went home and had Spanish tapas with friends.
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#midsommarafton #parenthooduncut #midsummer2017 #midsommariskanör #smorgasboard #smörgåsbord #swedishtradition #swedishmidsummer

"Mom, can you cut my hair short? It's too warm".
I don't blame him. Our little guy - no exaggeration - is blessed with hair dense as the fur of a Newfoundland dog. It is crazy thick and heavy. So yesterday I made an attempt to cut it short (I always cut his hair but only sort of grooming it) and OMG. I cut and cut and cut - there was no end to the amount of hair! Two hours later, a new haircut, done by yours truly. Looks good in the front, but sketchy in the back so I'm about to call the hairdresser to get it fixed. Lucky he is cute!
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Have you gotten a letter or card in your mailbox lately? I mean an ACTUAL letter, delivered to your REAL mailbox, the kind that's in front of your house? Well neither have I, but I got one today - an awesome one. An old friend had cleaned out his house and found these pictures of me from the year...2001? He mailed (not scanned) them to me together with a - *drumroll* - handwritten card. So nice! (Note to self: gotta start sending more handwritten things). And those photos...I'm not saying I remember it as it was yesterday but I was certainly thrown back in time. To who I was. What my problems were then. Who I hung out with - people who I no longer have contact with. Some of them I still think about on a regular basis and wish I could talk to more often. You're always going to be one of them, @ehsanologi . Thanks for the best throwback on a Thursday ever 😘💛🙏. Now let's all go write some real letters! ✍️✉️💪.
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You make cookies. With jam. In fact, it's Sweden's most beloved and generic cookie. I'm being a good mother. The kids are excited about making them. In the oven they go. Impatient questions - when are they ready? Now they are, lets have some.
Everyone happy? Nooo. One's pissed off because there's "too much cookie around the jam" and the other one throws a one hour fit because I didn't make cookies without jam. Shoot me.
#bakingisfun #inspired
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Happy Mother's Day to you, my dearest mammi, @jejjegirdo ❤️. We've walked many steps together on this long road called life. We've been through miles of thorn thickets and acres of lava, but we've also danced like fairies in the morning mist and swum crystal clear waters together. We know each other in and out. When needed, we are telepathic. You've made me who I am, you encouraged me to ask questions, you made me strong, you gave me a sense of humor and you've fed me more kisses and hugs than I suspect three average parents will in a lifetime. You are a wonderful and engaged grandmother, which I am forever grateful for. You are my blood. I love you so much, mom❤️.
#mothersday #morsdag
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Well, well, well! A "pretty selfie". Not so often you get to see that from me. There's a reason.
The day started off with an anticlimax when I scraped my tired self off the couch (both kids slept very unsettlingly last night) and dolled up a little extra to go get my expired passport renewed (I looked like a drug abusing plumber struggling with jaundice in my old one, I wanted to make an attempt to do better this time). Turns out, one has to make an appointment to get a new passport nowadays. Hmm...can't recall anyone sending me that memo. Nevertheless, I must say I got a good reminder that an extreme mom makeover now and then can really do miracles to ones' state of mind. Hence:
Conclusion #1 : Those annoying douche people who always says things like "Dress the way you want to feel" really weren't fucking around after all.
Conclusion #2: Constant lack of makeup and daily use of sweat pants and soft shirts is not the only look one can sport as a parent of small children.
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PS. Love my new top from #rodebjer .
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