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I actually thought I could go to the mall with these two and successfully find an outfit. Everley tried to crawl into all the fitting rooms around us and Harper wanted to tie her up with the measuring tape so she wouldn’t escape.
Let’s all take a moment to laugh our asses off at what a rookie parent mistake I made. 😭🤣
In happier news @littlebirdyshew you are the winner of my @caseapp giveaway. And since I can’t let anyone go empty handed you can use code Gratefulgirl20 for 20% off your order if you’re like me and never win any giveaways.
#sos #ilovemykidsilovemykids💆🏻‍♀️
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She did a better job last year. #wetried #parentfail

Sure, look at me like I'm insane, go ahead. I've got a breaking point and boy have you hit it. Follow @mommydearestinc for more funny mom truths!

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INVINCIBLE-ly Organised Mama. ➖
What a load of rubbish. What I have are big ideas, coupled with good intentions, but not enough hours in the day to execute smoothly.
I post great photos. But this is typically to kill time whilst breastfeeding two babes, in my pjs + a top knot because they haven't let me put them down long enough to so much as brush my teeth before 11am.
I get so many emails and messages from mama's, some dads, fellow business owners and women in general wanting to know how I 'do it all'. Please for the love of god do not look at my social media and assume I have 'everything together'. Ha ha ha ha
I don't have it all together. Sometimes I do little bits of everything and then fall on my face when game day arrives. For example.
Today I got a letter from Eva's school principal because I haven't paid the terms school fees. This was apparently the second letter, although I don't recall reading the first. I probably opened it, looked at it, thought about reading it and then put it in the oven with my car keys when I heard a baby cry.
This on the same day I missed E receiving an award at school because I'd looked at; but forgotten to read the past two newsletters. I cried the whole way out of the school car park she told me she'd looked around the room for me whilst receiving it, but I wasn't there. #parentfail
We moved house suddenly this week and today I mixed up the Internet install appointment times. I thought it was 3pm. It was 1pm. The guy wasn't impressed.
Then I managed to get home to meet my fabulous Panel Coordinator for INVINCIBLE YOUNG WOMEN OF ADVERSITY, Georgie King from @the_womens_collective by 5.50pm. She'd been waiting on my driveway since 5.30, the time I'd said I'd meet her after pushing our catch up from 5pm.
On Monday I accidentally flashed the pizza man my boob whilst trying to unpack/breastfeed/give E instructions and yesterday I whinged at Casper for breaking one of my favourite glass Christmas baubles. I then knocked the box off the living room ledge and smashed the lot.
Some days I hold the world together and other days like today, I end up getting called into the principals office. #mumjoke 😂

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A belter of a #parentfail from the ham-ja-mazin' @theunmumsymum. Want to join our train of shame? Just post your fail and text FAIL02 £2 to 70070 for @righttoplayintl #doitforthekids #motherpukka

My pal! Even though she went to school in uniform on non school uniform day 🙈 #parenting #parentfail @channelmum

Sweet face...mouth of a sailor 😇🤦🏼‍♀️ #thisistwo #parentfail #MissAriaBrooke #kidssaythedarndestthings

My daughter Shiloh made her first Happy Tank Giving cake. She can't spell very well but the cake was money. #spellingbeechampion #parentfail

This morning I was reading the Wonder Weeks and all about Boey's current development leap and how he will start playing quietly, while he was actually playing quietly by himself. I thought he had crawled around the corner to play with his favourite toy the vacuum cleaner, BUT wait for it.... He was eating the shit out of his nappy!! He ate the whole freaking poo!! 💩😷 He had done so without getting any on himself, but when he crawled back to me I could smell shit, but there wasn't any anywhere. When I went around the corner there was poo smeared all over the floor. The only evidence he left on himself was the smell of shit on his breath and his hands. I cried and had a massive melt down. Joel had to counsel me and point out how funny it actually was. Then we went to the markets and had some lols at this sign and our whole morning. #parentfail #eatshit 😭😭😭

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I actually thought I could go to the mall with these two and successfully find an outfit. Everley tried to crawl into all the fitting rooms around us and Harper wanted to tie her up with the measuring tape so she wouldn’t escape.
Let’s all take a moment to laugh our asses off at what a rookie parent mistake I made. 😭🤣
In happier news @littlebirdyshew you are the winner of my @caseapp giveaway. And since I can’t let anyone go empty handed you can use code Gratefulgirl20 for 20% off your order if you’re like me and never win any giveaways.
#sos #ilovemykidsilovemykids💆🏻‍♀️
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#caseapp #ohheymama #mommyandme #parenthood_moments #beyond_motherhood #parentfail
#simplymamahood #keepinitreal
#themagicofchildhood
#parenthood_unveiled #ig_motherhood #raisinggirls #matchingoutfits #uniteinmotherhood #lovelysquares #teammotherly #UMH_kids #thebump #stopdropandmom #mamaswithstyle #momtribe #momblogger #letthembekids #joyfulmama #childofig #kidsforreal #ootd

I was the snack Mom yesterday and completely forgot...which makes sense considering my kid also forgot his backpack. We were realllllll on top of stuff. What we didn’t forget was to take pictures in our new cool kid onesies...
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When your daughter gets your old phone but it’s still logged into your Instagram account... #parentfail

This is real life folks. Matthews teacher sent an email telling parents that the kids didn’t need to bring their backpacks to school because of Grandparents Day plus it was a minimum day. We, as parents, failed. Big time😂 #parentfail #oops #storyofourlives #nobiggy #laughitoff #lifegoeson

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