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She had every reason to give her parents this look today when we took her to her Childcare Xmas party... that's on next Friday #parentfail #uturn #howembarrassing

Woody draws on the wall. I put him on Timeout. He farts while I'm telling him off. We both laugh. 5 minutes later he draws on the door. I put him on Timeout. He laughs in the face of my best scary voice. Utters the required "sorry Mummy" in the sweetest most insincere voice he can muster. Then continues to laugh. That's successful parenting right there. HAPPY FRIDAY PEOPLE. πŸ–πŸ’¨πŸ–
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#mumlife #fail #parentfail #timeoutstep #friyay #tfifriday #cheerswoowoo #art #kidsart #hmm #naughtystep #mumblog #mumblogger #instamum

Sure, look at me like I'm insane, go ahead. I've got a breaking point and boy have you hit it. Follow @mommydearestinc for more funny mom truths!

#momtruth #parentfail #momlife #icanonlytakesomuch #scarymommy

Another excellent #parentfail from @hashtagbadparent. Wanna join the train of shame? Just post your fail and text FAIL02 Β£2 to 70070 for @righttoplayintl #doitforthekids #motherpukka

Expectation vs. Reality πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚ #momfail #parentfail #parentingproblems #lifewithanewborn #AJB

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#fbf to CJs first real roller coaster ride last week (and it even went upside down) maybe Chris and I should've thought about the fact that he is super tall for his age and maybe just maybe he wasn't ready to ride something like that just yet😁😁 #parentfail #tallkidproblems #sooperdooperlooper

After traumatizing them with pirates of the carribean, we mended their hearts with sugar and princesses #parentfail#disneyland

She wanted to show me what she learned at school... I'm pretty sure the #byefelicia was something learned at home. πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚ #parentfail but I'm still proud!! ❀️

Heidi works with me on Thursdays and I pay her out of the money I get paid. After she hit a milestone in her bank account recently we told her she could save additional money to buy 1 thing. (We've never let them spend their money, they have always had to put it in their bank account). She spent some time on amazon and she made her choice. We clearly lost our fool minds for a moment and agreed to it. It came today and it is huge....a cotton candy machine with a cart and a built in cash box. (The industrial version) She has all the pieces laid out waiting for Rick to put it together. @gnomeacres for some reason I thought this might make you smile today. :) #parentfail #wherethehellarewegoingtoputthisthing #cottoncandymachineforthewin

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About twenty minutes ago we all woke up after a very late accidental nap (bad choice of film- thanks Amazon Prime). Paniccccccc. #dangernap #mumfail #parentfail #mumlife

Remember what it was like to sleep in? Me neither 😴

When your baby falls asleep NOT during nap time, you do the #cherriochallenge ! How many can you stack on your baby's head? πŸ˜‚#denvergrace #itsnotnaptime #wakeupbaby #whatdoesthismeanforlater #parentfail #dadwin

Reality check β€’ This will not be a seamless and idyllic journey β€’ It will be messy, and confusing, and frustrating, and wonderful, and painful, and inspiring, and sometimes awful β€’ Our mistakes along the way simply become a part of the landscape of our lives, for better, or for worse β€’ These missteps are but small moments in a much larger dance.
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#parenting #2leftfeet #parentfail #oops #life #living #motherhood #fatherhood #vancouver #postpartum #4thtrimester #fraservalleypostpartum

I hope you can weld better then you put the pram together πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #parentfail #imlaughingnow #dadlife

She wanted to show me what she learned at school... I'm pretty sure the #byefelicia was something learned at home. πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚ #parentfail but I'm still proud!! ❀️

Ordered this for Rylan before Xmas. They called to remind me today it was still there πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm continplating keeping it. #fiftyfiftyshotyoullgetit #nothingsafefromhim #mine #bigkid #gonnafighthimforit #wwe #ultimatewarrior #popwwe #parentfail #14plus

Crap, Easton saw me using Flonase this week for my sinus infection πŸ™ˆ #parentfail #sniffingelmersglue #itwasclosedofcourse #theywatcheverythingwedo

I'm convinced children don't remember their first three years so parents get extra time to #parentfail #shewillneverknow #wearesavingtheenvironment