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Getting stuck into @mother_pukka's #parentfail campaign here. Wanna join the train of shame? Just post your fail and text FAIL02 £2 to 70070 for children's charity @righttoplayintl #doitforthekids

Sure, look at me like I'm insane, go ahead. I've got a breaking point and boy have you hit it. Follow @mommydearestinc for more funny mom truths!

#momtruth #parentfail #momlife #icanonlytakesomuch #scarymommy

Succumbed to the findget spinners 😫 #fidgetspinners #parentfail #succumbed #1hourspeaceandquiet

Spot the one place I forgot to put sun cream on Matty #parentfail

Happy Easter from the Payne's! Violet's first! Pretty sure this is just our 2nd picture of the 3 of us together. #ParentFail

Most kids just say "spiders or sharks." My kid says "I'm scared when my mommy or daddy is carrying a knife." 😂😂 (Complete with a picture). #butwhytho #hilarious #shitkidssay #parentfail

Y'all. My three year old cut his hair. I know. They all do it. "Just shave it it will grow back." "21st story." "Save this for when he's older you'll laugh later." But the truth is. I won't. Ever. Because it's not funny. We secretly struggle with him pulling his hair out in large patches. We have shaved his head for years. Since he was 1 to even out his bald head. This is the first time in 12 months we have NOT had to shave it down to a one. My baby. Since one years old, has had a shaved head. His hair is curly. He has blonde hair. And blue eyes. And in a buzz cut every 6 months. When I saw him. I cried. Like snotty uncontrollably sobbing crying. He stopped dead in his tracks. And then he cried too. "I'm sorry mummy I'm sorry!! I'm so sorryyyyyy!!!" Then I cried even harder because he was crying over making me cry. At first I was angry and wanted to smack him so damn hard. But instead I cried. Seeing him sad because I was sad broke my heart. It was no longer about hair anymore. It was about the emotions that toddlers feel that we fail to forget they have. I no longer felt like I needed to "parent" and punish him. Because the emotions he was feeling was enough. I often remind myself that sometimes parenting isn't always talking my kids ear off about why, right and wrong, and shouting and yelling. Sometimes, it about just letting them learn. And letting them follow and explore their emotions and how their behaviour makes them feel and others feel around them. Often times, if it doesn't feel good for them or the other person- that's punishment enough. So we cuddled. Cried some more and laid down for a nap ❤️❤️ #parentfail #momoftheyearaward #melbournephotographer #badhaircut #kidspotmoment

And now her newest masterpiece 😭#parentfail #sharpieart #crying

How *Not* to pull your kids loose tooth! #momfail #parentfail

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**bad mummy alert** I forgot that my little boy is prone to heat rash 😔😔 we've had lots of lovely fun in the sun over the last few days and it's taken it's toll in the form of a rash on the back of his neck 😔 we've been having a Thomas marathon on the sofa to make up for it... Except when I say we, I mean me. He's been asleep for an hour, why am I still watching??? #theyretwotheyrefourtheyresixtheyreeight #thomasthetrain #percyisabitofawhinger #parentfail #badmummy #actionplanmum #instamum #mumsthatblog #parentbloggers #bloggers #mother #motherhood #motherhoodthroughinstagram #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodrising #mumlife #mumsofig #documentingmotherhood #mummy #baby #babyboy #family #love

When it's dinner time, but you are at grocery store and you give your hungry kid a hunk of cheese to entertain him... naturally he takes a bite... plastic and all #parentfail #beauknows #Cheeselabeltypo #wagonwhell

Trying to have a tinkle in peace and have pretty much a whole tub of talc tipped on me! #mumlife #toddlerlife #kidsofinstagram #parentingtheshitoutoflife #parentfail #ilovehim

Succumbed to the findget spinners 😫 #fidgetspinners #parentfail #succumbed #1hourspeaceandquiet

So yesterday morning I woke up with lots of cramps, contractions, and discomfort. I wasn't sure if it was true labor or not. A few hours went by and the cramping never went away. Contractions still coming but not picking up in intensity and remained irregular. --
If you know me, I am not one to call a doctor or midwife for advice... I think it will just "get better!" And this wasn't, I was a bit worried, so I called. With insomnia and a sick kid the night before, I had little sleep. And wasn't taking care of myself as I should have apparently. I medicated with protein, lots of water, and rest per my midwives recommendation as i was already dilating. ---
Today I feel better thank goodness, and I officially made it to 37 weeks = full term! But I did have many realizations when I kept wondering "is this really happening??"
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- we have no furniture up in the baby's room
- the bassinet is buried downstairs - all the clothes need washed
- we need to get out all the baby "stuff"
- and most importantly, OUR LITTLE GIRL IS NAMELESS!!! 😫😫😫😫
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We have 1-2 that we "agree upon," but we don't love anything as much as we loved Aviana's name!!! So since it seems she's going to stay in her warm dark home a bit longer, feel free to offer us up some suggestions!! We don't have a middle name either! 😳
#parentfail #thoughtihadmoretime #babygirlm
#letscallhersissy #idohavediapers

I think my oldest wants my attention. She walked in the room right after I blew the smoke out in my last video. It's all hazy and shit!! Lmao oops!! #parentfail
Oh boy! I will probably get shit from people about it, but oh well. My kids are educated about cannabis. You cam delete me if you think it's wrong for me to educate my kids on cannabis!!
#brilliantlypure #positivevibes #cannabiscommunity #fibromyalgia #dailybowls #topshelf #hightimes #staylifted #productivestoner #marryjane #stonerfam #staymedicated #cbd #420photography #stoned #concentratedminds #potheads #420 #dabs #bongs #medicalmarijuana #glass #highsociety #ganja #420girls  #thc #weedstagram #weed420feed

Spot the one place I forgot to put sun cream on Matty #parentfail

Is it blasphemy that these kiddos​ haven't seen Hercules?! #disney #hercules #parentfail #callixii

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