Okay y'all. I'm on the verge of mass sadness. I came home happy and stuff then I became overwhelmed with joy when I was informed #overwatch was having a one year anniversary loot crate special! All the new skins, sprays and voice lines were cute until I got to Daddy76's voiceline and what he said........and I quote....."I'm not your father". This hit me really hard to the point I wanted to cry yet by some strange unknown force, I didn't. I was partially healed when I saw his dance emote because he was so happy and adorable!!!!!!! I started to play in hopes that I could win some loot crates to obtain his emote but after a few games and a few loot crates later I decided to retire. A short while after my brother had returned and played a game of limited 1v1 and earned a loot crate. His first one had some sprays with a voice line but then....he opened the second one. In the second one he....he....he.......I'm sorry.
He managed to win the Soldier 76 dance emote....why? He doesn't deserve it!!!! I am the one deserving of it yet he won it first! First Daddy said he wasn't my daddy and now I can't even obtain his dad jams emote. What has this world come to....??? #Soldier76 #Daddy76 #overwatch2017 #danceemote #blizzard #jackmorrison #heartbroken #saucymemes #selfie #badgrammar #help #pizza #wntsumfuk #lemmesmash #selfie #dadjokes