What if I told you that I am the legs behind all of those faces-in-the-knees memes? I’m not, but you believed me for a sec, huh? My left knee is shocked (or maybe sneezing) but my right knee, otherwise known as Jay Leno, is totally amused. Go ahead, zoom in. 👀 Annnyyyyywaaaayyy, the topic of renewing our vows has been a hot one for over a year. He’s traditional. I’m not. So the idea of another wedding is super exciting to him. And to me too, actually. Because we will do it wild. We will do it quietly, with the kids, on a cliff or deep in a forest or with canyons behind us. We won’t stress over family or friend drama. We won’t fuss with making the rounds to thank everybody, and I won’t dry heave after chugging a drink (actually, strike that...probably will). Our wedding was perfect. 🌻 I arranged all of the flowers, worked on the decor for weeks, had help from family with setting up, we won free photography, and had a great time being frugal and fluffy and a bit naive about the future. Next exchange of vows will be even better. Just us. On the road. Somewhere secret. Making updated, more honest promises. Laughing. Tripping. Getting shit dirty. Betting on forever...again. We don’t have a date. Maybe tomorrow? Maybe 2025? Who knows. I don’t have a dress. He says nude weddings aren’t a thing. We’ll see. It’ll probably come together in a matter of days when it feels right. When the place is right. Because this partnership? Messy, funny, tough as nails, full of stretch marks, and so very right. The knees agree. You didn’t ask, but there yah go. Super married. Staying married. The whole nine. Anybody else marry your person twice? Tell us about it!