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Not even lady viagra would help me attain a lady boner with this dude. Two messages on okc and a multitude on SKOUT, I’ve told him I wasn’t interested and I would have to roofie myself to even meet him for a beer. But he’s still interested so what we have here is a Weekend At Bernie’s type sitch. I will chloroform myself, someone can do my voice for me and prop me up. Let’s film this shit pronto! I bet the dude wouldn’t even notice since it seems to be all about him. What to call it? A date with chloroform? My vagina has ennui? Call me Bernie? What about Jen? Lady Boner Denied? #ladyboner #onlinedatingfails #singleasf #onlinedatingfail #datingsucks #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatingproblems #onlinedatinghell #singleasfuck #okcupid #skout #pof #bumble #tinder

His original question: do you like tit jobs? 😬🤢
And of course I was "ruined" by men in my past and that's what makes me such an unreasonable cunt. Or maybe I have standards that you can't reach and I'm too old to be wasting my time with talking garbage, but sure let's blame a hypothetical ex.
#pof #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #onlinedatingfails #onlinedatingfailure #onlinedatingfailures #onlinedatinghell #goaway #creep #fuckoff #nofucks #single #singlelife #singlegirlproblems #foreveralone #whyimsingle #gross #sloppy #feminist #feminism #intersectionalfeminism #douche #nomeansno #rapeculture

Isaac, 30

I celebrate the
Phallus. Honor the strength of
Manhood. Hail, penis!
#okcupid #bumble #tinder #onlinedatinghell

I flunked French but I still do not understand why I didn’t take Spanish in school. I could flunk Spanish just as good. Just as well. Me no English so good well. #menoenglishsogood #imhalfamoron #imadingus #onlinedatingfails #singleasf #onlinedatingfail #datingsucks #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatingproblems #onlinedatinghell #singleasfuck #pof #okcupid #skout #tinder #bumble

It was going so well before he said this 🤦‍♀️. Why does the conversation always have to lead to unsolicited sleazy sex talk?

I am all for sexting ;) but this is not it! At least take me out first 😂 lol joking aside.. this is not OK and he didn't even stop when I hinted that I was not into it.
#tinder #tinderfail #tindernightmares #tindersexting #unsolicitedsextmessaging #itwasgoingsowelluptothispoint #consideryourselfunmatched #tinderissues #onlinedatinghell #onlinedatingishard #tinderconvos

SubForFLR, 32

I long, I ache, I
Yearn to find someone who can
Hashtag deal with me. #okcupid #bumble #tinder #onlinedatinghell

One offs bcuz that kitty that I found last week is now home! She’s an escape artist and the woman was so afraid she would never see her again but all ended well. Her name is Luna, she’s a rescue from Mexico and I inadvertently tried to hand her off to the wrong person since I’m a total dingus and a woman picking up her uber customer mistook me for a dude named Peter 🤷🏻‍♀️. Hey, when you drive up and roll down your window to a woman holding a cat in a parking lot while I’m gesturing and asking if it’s your cat and you nod yes I’m gna put the cat in your car. But then if you ask me if I’m Peter and I say no, don’t get all butt hurt and gesture angrily for me to remove the cat from your car, ok? My life can be very entertaining at times. #oneoffs #onlinedatingfails #singleasf #onlinedatingfail #datingsucks #onlinedating #onlinedatinghell #onlinedatingproblems #singleasfuck #okcupid #skout #pof #bumble #tinder

I was talking to someone yesterday about my not wanting children and they said "don't you want to create something that looks just like you?". Bitch, I look like me, I don't need another one.

#pof #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #onlinedatingfails #onlinedatingfailure #onlinedatingfailures #onlinedatinghell #goaway #creep #fuckoff #nofucks #single #singlelife #singlegirlproblems #foreveralone #whyimsingle #gross #sloppy #feminist #feminism #intersectionalfeminism #douche #nomeansno #rapeculture

Do I get brownie points for not making a joke about his wandering eyeballs even being able to see my tits? That took some major self control. I’m going to assume that’s why I had a migraine yesterday, just the sheer will of holding myself back. #imdyingoverhere #itneedstobesaid #whereareyoulooking #onlinedatingfails #singleasf #onlinedatingfail #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatinghell #onlinedatingproblems #singleasfuck #datingsucks #skout #pof #bumble #tinder

CJ, 26
I worry that when
I die, no coffin will fit
My bod (or my heart)

#okcupid #tinder #bumble #onlinedatinghell

Any takers? I’ll also drink beer and paint my toenails. Any foot fetishists out there? Hot vids for a hundy $$$. For $1,000 I will reenact scenes from Buffy for the night. #buffythevampireslayer #onlinedatingfails #singleasf #onlinedatingfail #datingsucks #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatingproblems #onlinedatinghell #onlinedating #singleasfuck #okcupid #tinder #skout #hinge #bumble

Then he said why generalize and I explained my joke and he said I must not have much luck on here and I said I was sorry but my vagina only accepts dudes with a sense of humor and wished him luck and he blocked me before I could take a screenshot 😬. #grannyjokes #ithinkimhilarious #notevenachuckle #onlinedatingfails #singleasf #onlinedatingfail #datingsucks #singleasfuck #onlinedatingproblems #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatinghell #onlinedating #okcupid #skout #pof #bumble #tinder

Can we please change "no drama/cr*zy" to "I'm not mature enough to handle an adult relationship with a real human being" ? Because we all know that's what it means. Go get a fucking body pillow.
#pof #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #onlinedatingfails #onlinedatingfailure #onlinedatingfailures #onlinedatinghell #goaway #creep #fuckoff #nofucks #single #singlelife #singlegirlproblems #foreveralone #whyimsingle #gross #sloppy #feminist #feminism #intersectionalfeminism

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