I am not worse then Shakespeare. May be even better. So I can write something epic too. Let's start with... #10factsaboutme, as well as @sheepsi_adventures tagged me to do this.
1. I am a truly international pig. An English company invented me, Chineese hands produced me, a Swedish shop sold me, a Russian pair gave me home.
2. I am not alone at home. My personal stylist has a collection of over 200 pigs of different sizes and types.
3. I became a model by chance. I'd been living on the shelf between 200 pigs for two years untill one day my photographer took me outside for shooting practice. That was the start.
4. ...since when I always accomany my photographer in any trips including business ones. I sit in my bag and listen to negotiations.
5. My stylist was not a stylist before me. She even bought a sewing machine to make hot costumes just for me.
6. I adore water. When I become an old hog, I will live next to a sea or a big lake.
7. I am never washed in a washing machine. Only hand washing like humans do. I've seen some of my relatives after automated washing. They've become old hogs ahead of time.
8. I've got 178 stripes all over the body. And one tail without stripes.
9. Yes, I am sexy and I know it.
10. I am not rich but I hope to invent something to become a money bag. For example... a chocolate butter.
P.S. Damn it! Chocolate butter is already invented.
You are the next: @la_jirafa_viajera, @babmashadoll, @ted_vladivostok (если ты еще жив, чувак). Извиняйте, ребята, для русского не остается лимита.
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