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WATCH: Ambassador @nikkihaley blasts other countries who want to condemn Israel’s response to the 400 rockets that were fired in from Gaza to Israel. "Even if you accept Hamas's excuse that it launched its missiles in response to an Israeli covert operation, you cannot escape the fact that the Gazan militants targeted civilians". #Jewishness
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Struggling with the office politics today #misunderstanding #friends #notsure #officepolitics #work

分享一段很久以前听过的故事,没想到一聊就聊出延伸版:

有一个老板把三只猴子装在笼子里,笼子里有根香蕉,香蕉有个机关:谁碰到香蕉笼子就会喷水,所有猴子就会湿。猴子甲摸了一下香蕉,结果水一喷,大家都湿了。不久猴子乙也摸了香蕉,大家又被喷湿了。最后猴子丙也摸了香蕉,大家又被喷湿了。

后来老板吧猴子甲拿出来,把猴子丁放进去。猴子丁不知道规矩就想碰香蕉。结果另外两只猴子就狠狠揍它一顿。不就老板把猴子乙拿出来,把猴子戊放进去。新猴子不懂规矩又被打了。最后连猴子丙也被换了,结局当然就是新猴子又被狠揍。

从此,大家只知道摸香蕉会被揍,而没有猴知道摸香蕉会喷水。

这是原版的故事,看完这个故事我们明白当一件事被禁止久了,真像就没有人知道了。就像软件开发,大家都知道那一行编码不能改,改了就会被大家骂,可是却没有人知道为什么不能改。

延伸版一: 为了避免这种事发生,被换掉的猴子必须告诉新来的猴子里面的规矩。无奈很多时候交替的时间太短,还来不及把重要信息传递之前,旧猴子就离开笼子了。回到编码,很多时候人事的交替时间往往太短以致无法把重要讯息传达而新人莫名背锅。职场也一样,请在离开前尽最后的责任,把重要资料好好整理交给下一个人,免得他人被揍。

延伸版二:回到猴子甲被拿出来之前,猴子甲已经和猴子乙和猴子丙很熟悉,大家都相处得很愉快,无奈它却被老板换到别的笼子了。职场也一样,当你在单位久了,与同事共事熟悉了,还是难免会被老板调走的命运。

延伸版三,猴子甲被拿出来之后,它被放到另一个笼子。里面同样有两只猴子,但是中间放了个山竹。猴子甲又会放同样的错,伸手摸山竹又被另外两只猴子揍了。职场也一样,换到新环境的时候必须认清当时的人事物和政治立场,这样才不会误踩别人。

延伸版四(最精彩), 老板以为他永远是赢家,他可以随时换猴子来看戏。结果他没想到有些猴子竟然会擅自开笼子的门离开。猴子既然得不到自己想要的东西,自然会想办法离开。老板既然无法提供员工的需要,那员工离开公司也是自然的事。更重要的是擅自离开的猴子竟然还会把别的猴子一起带走!

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Come fly my kite with me #loop #daydream #dive #distraction #officepolitics

Ha! Fuck humans 🍯

Matthew Benham's Fafner, a fruit bat making a dramatic career change. #artexchange #murmurofthecottonwood #webcomics #officepolitics #artistsoninstagram

Thank you uncle.
With D. V. Sadananda Gowda
(Former Chief Minister of Karnataka)

Drew this for my cubicle because you need to be truly SPECIAL to survive the office. #pipboy #fallout #mondayblues === Capturing moments that bring me back to the games I love. Do follow if you wld like to see more of such #gaming / #travel posts! === Strength
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The bitch boss is back at the Singapore headquarters, & she’s had it with your slacking.
She has called you in for a lunch time meeting & you know you are going to have to kiss ass in order to keep your job.



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2018.11.19 晴報 Sky Post 破天「方」專欄
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呢個題目,好難搵配相,惟有搵張以前工作照🤪🤪🤪
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《擦鞋仔總會上位》
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我以為沒甚麼人喜歡擦鞋仔。即使是擦鞋仔本身,都不喜歡擦鞋仔,因為他們的行為早已入血,根本不會感覺到自己是擦鞋仔。
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但你有否察覺這些為人厭棄的生物,在辦公室內的上位速度一般比較快?當你怨天怨地怨老闆,竟受落阿諛奉承,一名管理職級朋友最近的一番話,讓我另有體會。「我明知某君係擦鞋仔,奈何你每次叫同事做嘢,得佢殷勤話︰『好好好。』叫人早返遲收,亦得佢話︰『Yes Yes Yes。』咁情況下,老闆唔會唔鍾意囉!」
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如果你仍領略不到,我多分享一位前上司心聲︰「兩個下屬,一個考試攞A,但高傲有性格;一個只考獲C,但聽話唔托手踭,我會鍾意後者多啲。」
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殘酷的現實是,在辦公室裏,態度似乎比能力更重要,當然兩者兼備最好,但世上有多少人兩全其美?上司不是傻子,下屬是人是鬼很易看得出,只是不單僱主,全人類都愛別人服從。哪怕能力稍遜,哪怕只是「一味靠吹」,但聽教聽話,交到基本貨,老闆都會較為順心。相反,人人都討厭頂心杉。試想平日在家已對着煩厭的老公/老婆或仔女,回到公司又遇上一言九「頂」,老闆肯定不爽。又蠢又愛頂撞的話,無藥可救也。
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那人人都應做擦鞋仔嗎?絕不,只是行動說話需要些技巧。從前當記者時,我有一篇報道,上司覺得資料有誤,勒令修改。如果我是擦鞋仔,必二話不說回應︰「係係係!我改我改!」可是我肯定自己沒錯,於是嘗試說之以理︰「老闆,其實你嘅諗法好正常,我最初同你一樣觀點,但我睇過有關文獻,又問過有關人士,原來我而家寫嘅版本先啱。」結果上司默不作聲,五秒後我微笑道︰「無咩事我返出去做嘢先。」
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職場生存之道,一方面不要讓老闆尷尬,另一方面自己要立於不敗之地。擦鞋仔奉承老闆,掩飾平庸,不敗也,結果扶搖直上。能力勝人一籌的,已有過人優勢,若態度上加以調節,前途一定勝過擦鞋仔。
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人生也如職場,態度決定命運。與其終日批評看不過眼的人,不如切實技術性擊倒他們吧!
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(本欄逢周一刊登)
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