If you want to climb to the top of the rainbow, you better be ready to tame the untamable unicorns that will carry you there. This isn't some sort of metaphorical wisdom I read in a book. This is something I literally had to learn on the tough plains of Monteleque--an ancient world in another dimension that pits good against evil in a constant battle to reclaim the throne for the Montelequin people against the evil powers of Gradook, a warlord who has subjugated the good people of that planet for centuries. With my trusty uni-steed Coriliphae, I marched my army to Gradook's castle-- shit, alright, I knew I shouldn't have mixed acid with this NyQuil. That's enough internet for you today, Jack.