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Finally got a little intensity back into my training today and it felt GREAT to be hammering some assault bike sprints in the ☀️. 1 week from tomorrow we finally get to leave. Let's GO already! Check out the workout I did on the new and upgraded @athexapp ;) body and fuel by @rpstrength .... and some pizza and ice cream once or twice a week...... #notreallykidding #itsrealhotoutside #thisgirlsweatsalotandloseslotsofweightveryquickly #needlotaoffood #rpstrength

I put a lot of effort into staring at a boat and pretending to fix my sunglasses, so I would appreciate a like 🌲☀️ #notreallykidding #cultuslake #beautifulbc

Anytime some size 13 burks come across your path send 'em my way 😩🌼 #please #notreallykidding

$3 margs...I think I'll take 10 after the day I've had #notreallykidding #adultingsucks 🍹

Thanks a lot Boldini for making me feel bad about my paintings! #kidding #notreallykidding #inspiration

Ok I need some help with this. I'd like to take Sandra Bullock to dinner (to see if we get along). If anyone of my friends can introduce us, I'd be grateful @sandrabullock_official @sandrabullockofficial @sandrabullockco #notreallykidding #thiscametomeinadream #shecouldloveme #love #marcobullock?

Took my sandfox to the mountains to party and he ate grass,sunbathed, chased dragon flies and then essentially just passed out. What a beautiful creature I have in my possession. The child that's baking in my stomach better be just as fucking chill TBH. (Just kidding)#notreallykidding

Move aside daddyz, it's MY weekend ✨🎈 #kiddingloveyoudad #notreallykidding

Got my new competition setup today. Now I need a holster and pouches for 9 reloads. #notreallykidding #wheelgun #dogoodwork #superbang

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$3 margs...I think I'll take 10 after the day I've had #notreallykidding #adultingsucks 🍹

Another little gallery wall done, and this one holds a cross stitch of a Grand piano that my Grandma did for my Gramps (who is a pianist) years ago. 💓
My Grandma is no longer with us and I miss her a lot. I was always close to her 💓
Also on this wall, my pair of Syroco diamond hangings from @thevintagemoka , Montgomery the wooden Moose, and a little owl string art from our niece over in MN. 💓
I may get something else to go above Montgomery but for now it's good. 👌
Also in the pic, a super cool reflection of my pink Flamingo neon light. 🌵 #whyistherenoflamingoemoji
Who wants to start a #weneedaflamingoemoji petition with me?! 😂 #notreallykidding

Took my sandfox to the mountains to party and he ate grass,sunbathed, chased dragon flies and then essentially just passed out. What a beautiful creature I have in my possession. The child that's baking in my stomach better be just as fucking chill TBH. (Just kidding)#notreallykidding

Finally got a little intensity back into my training today and it felt GREAT to be hammering some assault bike sprints in the ☀️. 1 week from tomorrow we finally get to leave. Let's GO already! Check out the workout I did on the new and upgraded @athexapp ;) body and fuel by @rpstrength .... and some pizza and ice cream once or twice a week...... #notreallykidding #itsrealhotoutside #thisgirlsweatsalotandloseslotsofweightveryquickly #needlotaoffood #rpstrength

Taking care of pre-race jitters! Just kidding! #notreallykidding #holyhillsbatman #tritraining #conqueringfears

Sometimes I forget wheel is an invert. I tend to focus on headstand, forearm balance, and handstand when I think of inverts. Silly me. Backbends are much harder for me now than ever before and it has nothing to do with pregnancy. It's that fifteen pound baby I carry all the time! Seriously tight shoulders. Learn to walk already! #kidding #notreallykidding #whenbabynapsmommyinverts #yoga #yogagoals #urdhvadhanurasana #wheelpose #backbends #inversion #inversionjunkie #invertyourself #lifeisbetterupsidedown #yogamom

Taking chill pills to be more Canadian
Lol.. Tic-tac being patriotic here #DryJokeMonday#NotReallyKidding#CoolMarketingByTic-Tac

My birthday month muthatruckers!!!!! I'll accept gift cards to Sephora, Ulta, and Target. Oh, and if you want to buy me new clothes I'll take that too. Because I only have like 7 outfits that fit me outside of my gym clothes. Hahaha!!!! 😂😂😂 #JustKidding #NotReallyKidding #MyBirthdayMonth #IAmOldAF #LikeWineOnlyGettingFinerWithTime😉 #ICelebrateMeAllMonthLong #CuzICan

He is hands down the best looking person on the planet. Oh man 😩😭❤️. #ManCrushEveryday #MakingMeStraight #JustKidding #NotReallyKidding

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