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just two foxes wearing dope bathing suits from @msm.la wearing shoes two sizes too big. πŸ€ΈπŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

I WAS HAVING A WEIRD WEEK SO I WENT TO GET A HAIRCUT FROM MY BARBER WHO LOOKS LIKE GASTON AND THEN I FORCED HIM TO PLAY MY BOYFRIEND IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH OK BYE. {If you want your own Gaston haircut see @adamzelasko at @justinhardinghair} #victim #ipaidforthis #madamegastoncantujustseeit #nosir #notme #iwantmuchmorethanthisprovinciallife

Who would say "yes" to being on a team with @thedavecastro for Team Series?! #NotMe #TryingToWin 😜😜 (@aspiesparks also said no, poor Dave πŸ˜‚) ALSO- who thinks I should do it with my twin sister, @sydneywells?! πŸ‘―

She didn't know that to be an Insta model she should caption her pics in third person so she's doing it now. #saturday #floraldress #instamodel #she #notme #butshe

So many things made of silicon #notme

Cali is treating the three of us well β˜€οΈπŸ€™πŸ½πŸ #momtobe #notme

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Well someone has to fetch the frisbee πŸ’πŸΌ #notme #notollie

Pssh.. Nah lol πŸ˜‹πŸ«
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#snickers #craycray #notme #movies #alwaysfun #healthy #lol #happy

They both/Was filled with greed and corrupt/Her story didn't add up/She paid her brother/Keep his mouth shut/He still opened up/I miss my uncle/And it really sucks/I gotta tiny circle/In my cut/Commercials/Coming like a monster truck/I ain't funna get plucked #reallife #rap #writtenbyme #notghostwritten #itsbeyond #lyrics #imglad #ihave #averysmallcircle #irefuse #tobearound #snakes #smileinyourface #plotbehindyaback #notme #imnotgoingforit #iputthat #onmyuncle #restinpeace

Baβ€’by (noun): A little bit of heaven sent down to earth. ❀️ #notme #thosehoweverarejustcarbs #Denisesbabyshower #itsaboy

We just might have a little fruit fly problem. πŸ˜’#theyneverdie #apprentlywinewastheanswer #forthem #notme

It's not what you think
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#gym #slimmersworld #lol #notme #omg

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