We can’t help but love Melania Trump’s sense of fashion! Donny and Mellymel left Washington, D.C. for Houston, Texas to finally survey the aftermath Hurricane Harvey firsthand. Mellymel left The DC – it’s like The OC but the other coast! – in black cropped pants, a green bomber jacket and black stilettos. We’re sure Mellymel will support her stepdaughter Ivanka’s business someday and wear something from the collection. Maybe she’ll survey the vast, empty, dry space of Lakewood Church in Ivanka’s new velvet heels. You remember, the ones with the pink bows crudely attached to the back.
Mellymel changed into a crisp white shirt with the collar popped (so fresh!) and a white pair of sneakers. Maybe the First Family traveled to Texas with clean clothes for Texas families since they lost everything because of Harvey? No? Oh. Still, how fortunate those families are to bask in the glow of Donny and Mellymel! Not only were the families wished “Good luck!” by Donny before the tropical storm destroyed entire communities, but now Texas can receive the full effect of other hollow phrases! We can only hope that one (just one) of the families has a really photogenic child (whites only) that Donny and Mellymel can use in a totes perf photo op.
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