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Only smiling coz I was thinking about cheeseburgers on the drive home πŸ”#priorities #notevenjoking

I call it the heat index principle of visiting teenagers.... @writerwife #notevenjoking #getoffmygrass

Requirements:
Full time or part time, live in preferably, must be for Love, occasional night shift, gives good cuddles, loves long walks, sings songs, plays hide and seek ... that is all, if this is you, we want you!!! #notevenjoking #grandmaneeded #positionavailable #bestfriends #unconditionallove πŸ™Š

Edge-y, some might say. Also, props to our tour guide Denis for equipping me with the basic parkour necessary to achieve these shotsπŸ™ŒπŸ½ #notevenjoking

The piece of paper in my phone case is notes for mine and @hassanhadi1723 's gossip session ✏️ #notevenjoking

So so so lucky πŸ‘… @ingridcathrine_tonning I had a dream about this last night #notevenjoking#housewifegoals

You can actually hear how I sound when I have an orgasm. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ #NotEvenJoking @tasiaandgracia.mkr

Mum's amused 😳

#momhumor #notevenjoking

We don't just sing in the car, we perform. πŸŽΆπŸ–€ #notevenjoking

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Wandering around this afternoon, and I hear bagpipes? #notevenjoking #ihavethegreateststories But, here's the thing. I walk past a Mexican, Italian, Greek and French restaurant. I ate at "The Only Place In Town" cafe...... and came out to hear this lovely redhead lassie playing bagpipes. Racism. It's a lie. We live in the most diverse and welcoming place the planet has ever known. Speak life and love over our land today. It's there, right in front of you. #liftupyourhead #liftupyoureyes and see it.

I could totally blame what just happened on pregnancy, but the truth is when it feels right and I'm not pregnant this can still happen!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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#sahm #onrepeatwiththekids #finishedthejar #almondbutteraddict #sodelish #sorrynotsorryπŸ˜‚ #notevenjoking #notevenfeelingguilty #coachlife #mybeautifulmess #babynumber3ontheway #mommaof2

When your sunglasses don't work with the dust..... #improvise #snorkellinggoggles #notevenjoking πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

#bestpartofmyday 😴 #notevenjoking πŸ™ƒ

I get paid pretty decent money to cook for hundreds of people at weddings, banquets and everything in between, as well as cook for hundreds of people each day while I'm at the restaurant. But I can't for the life of me cook a bomb ass egg breakfast. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ #notevenjoking #icantcookeggs #butimakeabombass5coursemeal #thisiseggxactlytrue [9:22am]

Since we live on the opposite sides of Australia, We dont get to train together often but when we do...we make it count! Killer chest session with the brother Owen at Worlds Gym Brisbane!

#gym #gymislife #gymrat #fitness #amputee #worldgym #brisbane #qld #training #chest #trainingforgreatness #trainingwithapurpose #chestday #oneleggedwonder #amputeefitness #owwmypecs #brother #family #twins #notevenjoking #itsthelittlethingsinlife

Just stole this account back from a Russian guy named Artem. Whaddup IG? #notevenjoking #commiesgetout #merica

Requirements:
Full time or part time, live in preferably, must be for Love, occasional night shift, gives good cuddles, loves long walks, sings songs, plays hide and seek ... that is all, if this is you, we want you!!! #notevenjoking #grandmaneeded #positionavailable #bestfriends #unconditionallove πŸ™Š

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