So.... I think it's time to fill a complainment form and look for new hooman staff who is more reliable than my current one! 😾💢
I demand 24/7 care included occasional meals and treats, playing and snuggles. I don't like to sit on laps or being lifted but I love to lay on tables, in front of you, on your work, so you won't oversee me. I need a LOT of attention and worshipping! 😽👑
You'd need to go for walks with me whenever I want, as long as I want, and clean up the leftovers of my prey (in your shoes 😼), and of course post on my page regularly. As you see, my current staff fails greatly in that! 🙀
As payment, you'll be allowed to rub my belly and listen to my high quality opera songs a lot! And maybe you'll be allowed to sleep in my bed if you don't need too much space 🛏
Applications are now accepted!
Yours truly, the one and only Catlord 😼😹👑💫
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