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the Dick head downstairs neighbor complains if I get up to pee after 11 PM. or before 8 am. he complains about my cat walking on the floor, he complains when no one is home. HE COMPLAINS IF I CLEAN MY APARTMENT BEFORE 11 AM ON A WEDNESDAY. apparently I'm spose to stay in bed until He wakes up. He has written a letter to have me evicted because Lard ass doesn't think I can hear him on his rolling chair at 3 am because he lives below me but it affects him that I have to wake up at 5 am to be at work for 630! apparently I am the 4th person that has left this unit because of him, the land Lord has asked him to move up stairs but he can't because his knees hurt, probably from sucking dick all night, did I mention he's a 40+ year old bartender, He looks like he should sue Star Wars for calling Chewbacca their idea.
So here's to you dick head, my the odds be ever in your favor. I'm going to make you regret the next 3 weeks of your life just like you've made me regret the last year of mine! see you at 8 AM you bastard!