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National daughter day #myproblemchild as crazy as you make me I wouldn’t want it any other way #usagainsttheworld I love you more than life itself 💕💕💕

I heard it was National Daughter Day 🤗 Mommy’s pretty baby 😍 #myheadache #myproblemchild #toomuchdamnmouth #toomuchattitude #butilovehertho #Raebae #nationaldaughterday

I love her soooo much #MyProblemChild

5 years today! 🎂🎉 You’ve tested my patience more than I could’ve ever imagined. Made me cry from desperation and from happiness. Made me crack up more than anything in the world. So grateful to have you as my little grouchy son! Never settle for less, keep being strong willed, keep being adamant about everything you desire. You know you have me to hold your hand and walk this journey together, while I can. I love you Gianni! 😘 #Happy5thBirthdayBaby #TheBig5 5️⃣ 🎉#ImSoAdYoureGrowing #DefinitelyDontMissTheBabyBabyDays #YouWereSuchAPain 😩 #NeverWannaGoBackToThat #YouCanStayThisAgeForeverThough 💙 #IReallyEnjoyIt #YallThinkYouKnowDifficult #YouHaventDealtWithHim #MyProblemChild #MyHELLNOtoMoreKids 👶🏻🚫🙅🏼‍♀️ #WeAreDUNZO #ThanksToHim!! 💆🏼‍♀️

I was blessed not once but 3 times with the most beautiful children #mybaby #myproblemchild #yassy #mylastbornchild ❤❤❤

After 9 years together and still gotta use the duck muzzle on my own dog to do his nails...🖤🐾 #spaday #larry #myproblemchild #chihuahua #dog #mansbestfriend #furbaby #doggy #rescuedog #adoptdontshop

"This whip mine, but I drive it like I stole it"
Hopefully my baby will be fixed todayyy, I miss driving her & I'm going to be so sad to see her go.
#speedracer #skertskertbitch #girlswhocanactuallydrive #oldsaurora #wackasscar #butiloveher #fucknorthstarengines #myproblemchild

He isn't drunk I promise lol. Somehow this boy hurt himself yet again. Keeping it clean and dry. Love you moose!
#chocolatelabs #labsofinstagram #chocolab #moose #myproblemchild #poorbaby #dopeyeyes #crazydog #howdidhedoit #huntingdogs #huntingdogsofinstagram #weirddog #labradorretriever #girlhunter #agirlandherdog

“Hey, Lisa, how are those meds working out?” 😬😁😏
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#myadhd #myproblemchild

Visita de Albert Hofmann a Maria Sabina "Maria Sabina já tinha chegado lá com uma grande comitiva, suas duas filhas adoráveis, Apolonia e Aurora (duas curandeiras videntes) e uma sobrinha, todos trouxeram também crianças[...]. O velho curandeiro, Don Aurélio, também apareceu, um homem poderoso, caolho, vestindo um capote preto-e-branco. Foram servidos Cacao e massa doce na varanda. Fizeram-me lembrar do relato de uma velha crônica que descrevia como o "chocolatl" era bebido antes da ingestão de teonanacatl. Quando escureceu, todos nós fomos para o quarto no qual a cerimônia aconteceria.
Era quase meia-noite quando a cerimônia começou. Quando tudo estava pronto, Maria Sabina distribuiu as pílulas em pares entre os adultos presentes. Depois de fumar solenemente, ela tomou dois pares. Ela deu a mesma dose para Don Aurélio e para sua filha Apolonia que também serviria como curandeira. Depois de aproximadamente outro quarto de hora, o espírito das pílulas começou a manifestar seus efeitos que duraram até o amanhecer. As filhas, e Don Aurélio com sua grave voz funda, fervorosamente respondiam às orações e canções da curandeira [...].
Quando nós íamos deixar Maria Sabina e sua clã, ao amanhecer, a curandeira disse que as pílulas tinham o mesmo poder que os cogumelos e que não havia nenhuma diferença.Como um presente de despedida eu deixei, com Maria Sabina, um frasco de pílulas de psilocybin. Ela radiante explicou, ao nosso intérprete Herlinda, que agora ela poderia dar consultas também na estação quando nenhum cogumelo cresce."
Trecho retirado do livro My problem child escrito por Albert Hofmann.
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#psilocybe #mundodoscubensis #mariasabina #alberthofmann #xamanismo #enteogenos #psilocibina #cogumelosmagicos #myproblemchild #cogumelosagrado #psilocybemexicana #psychedelic #shroom

When your son gets a phone and calls you 15 times hangs up in your face about 6 times bcuz he said he been on the phone too long with me then calls me and say mom I need fortnite ok mom I love u got to go to the gym bye I couldn't get out I before he clicked I love you too son (Mind you he is only 7) my babies are not babies but they are my everything 🙌🏽 #myheadache #heloveshismoms #mysonskeeper #mydaredevil #myproblemchild #treytroubles @__tharudeone__ he called me at 7:30 like hello mom good morning 😂🤣

Happy bornday #ThePeterJacobs @thepeterjacobs #thenameisabrandbaby #moneybag #groovemaster #troublerofmylife #Myfriend #worshipper #comedian #hypemaster#hyperactive #heartonhissleeve #tooblessedtobestressed #lovedbyall #stylistexraordinaire #singersongwriter #dancer #myproblemchild #myonlyacceptableheadache 😂😂😂😍😍😍 Enjoy unexplainable grace, joy, love & mercy in this new year and forever. Against all odds may the hand of the Lord lead & guide you and your brother #PAUL through everything. His rod & staff comfort you guys, & prepare a table before you both in d presence of your friends & enemies. The desires of your heart 💗💗❤❤ shall come to pass it shall not be cut short. Amen!!! Have loads of fun darlyns 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💃💃💃💃💞💞😍😍💋💋💋🎂🎂🎂🎁🎁🎁🎈🎈🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎆🎆🎇💰💰💰💴💷💵💶

Freckles is a Happy boy! #myproblemchild #goodboy #freckles

It's hard to get him to sit still when he has his ball! Love my crazy Moose!! #labsofinstagram #chocolab #moose #myproblemchild #chocolatelabs #labradorretriever #huntingdogs #huntingdogsofinstagram #huntingdogs

This kid has a bday in 10 more days and nun is planned based on his behavior, only a cake has been ordered. #myproblemchild #justdontknowanymore #stillminetho❤️

Omg I can’t believe I didn’t share this with you guys!!! Adventures of a hairstylist’s day off when her youngest of two daughter are a year old! #embarassingmoments #ididntdoit #alleyesonme #nomakeup #hairnotdone #spotlightonme #moment #sandiego #sandiegogirls #hairstylistlife #momlife #oneyearolds #noshame #myproblemchild #lifewithaoneyearold #momoftwo #momoment #30secondsoffame #mylife

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