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Made to the bridge for an amazing view. It was unbelievable. @aaronallan78 #mykidsscareme #nofear

This kids been putting me through it lately! 😈 #hopeitsaphase #3yearolds #mykidsscareme #deepbreaths

I swear it's like living with Chucky.
#mykidsscareme #worstmomever #toddler

I don't know what's scarier: the sound of an intruder or the sound of my children's footsteps coming down the stairs while I drink wine and watch scary movies...
#mommyneedswine #watchingscarymovies #babysteps #mykidsscareme #shhdontwakethebaby

I mean she's super cute and we were eating brunch on the patio and that's not really evil in her eyes, just a reflection of the umbrella but still....parenting is not for the weak. Lol. Do you recognize that guy? He's the villain from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". #mom #momlife #mommyhood #brunch #rogerrabbit #villains #parentsbelike #parentinghumor #parentingtheshitoutoflife #mykidsrock #mykidsscareme #funny #parentingmemes #teacherlife #teachersummer #familyfun

Okay, weird angle I know, but just wait til the end...this is actually a better story than video, but I have to share...That, OH, GEEZ! at the end - that was the littlest awkward standing there watching me. And it scared the pee out of me...seriously. Right after I hit stop on that video - I PEED MY PANTS!!!! πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘. Bahahaha - and he said, "Mommy, why are you doing that!" And even better - he came down to tell me had wet the bed. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣. #momlife #bedwetting #ipeedmypants #icouldntmakethisup #yourewelcome #awkwardmoments #hadtoshare #mykidsscareme #audience #whenyourkidssurpriseyou #surprisepee #peeingyourself #peeinyourpants #workhardpeehard #awkward #awkwardlyfit

GOOD GOD. All my nightmares in one evil vessel. #japanesedolls #begoneevilspirit #nope #mykidsscareme

Eleanor set up the matryoshka all over the kitchen, facing me. So the seven of them could watch me. #creepy #mykidsscareme

I'm a little afraid of some of these gingerbread people... #gingerbread #isthatonedead #mykidsscareme

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I mean she's super cute and we were eating brunch on the patio and that's not really evil in her eyes, just a reflection of the umbrella but still....parenting is not for the weak. Lol. Do you recognize that guy? He's the villain from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". #mom #momlife #mommyhood #brunch #rogerrabbit #villains #parentsbelike #parentinghumor #parentingtheshitoutoflife #mykidsrock #mykidsscareme #funny #parentingmemes #teacherlife #teachersummer #familyfun

So this is my daughter esmee(ezzy) she had this book held to her chest and said "I've wrote i love you mom and dad" then she turns it around to reveal this. #demonchild #wtf #mykidsscareme #art #artistsoninstagram #children #creativekids #freak #littleshit #notnormal #prouddad #random #surreal #uniquekid

When people question your parenting choices bc you have an aggressive breed.....does it look like Buddy the dog is trying to even associate with anybody but Sir Fuzzy Britches!?! My kids are the aggressive breed.

Okay, weird angle I know, but just wait til the end...this is actually a better story than video, but I have to share...That, OH, GEEZ! at the end - that was the littlest awkward standing there watching me. And it scared the pee out of me...seriously. Right after I hit stop on that video - I PEED MY PANTS!!!! πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘. Bahahaha - and he said, "Mommy, why are you doing that!" And even better - he came down to tell me had wet the bed. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣. #momlife #bedwetting #ipeedmypants #icouldntmakethisup #yourewelcome #awkwardmoments #hadtoshare #mykidsscareme #audience #whenyourkidssurpriseyou #surprisepee #peeingyourself #peeinyourpants #workhardpeehard #awkward #awkwardlyfit

I don't know what's scarier: the sound of an intruder or the sound of my children's footsteps coming down the stairs while I drink wine and watch scary movies...
#mommyneedswine #watchingscarymovies #babysteps #mykidsscareme #shhdontwakethebaby

Made to the bridge for an amazing view. It was unbelievable. @aaronallan78 #mykidsscareme #nofear

This is an old photo from 2005. We spent Christmas in NYC that year and this is just one of the photos we took in the subway. I had asked the two older kids, John and Meredith, to be aware of our surroundings and to keep a watchful eye for anything out of the ordinary. Turns out, the good people of New York should have had a watchful eye on us. #wth #mykidsscareme #nyc #subway #bayoulife #lifeonagravelroad #lovingfarmlife

I'm a little afraid of some of these gingerbread people... #gingerbread #isthatonedead #mykidsscareme

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