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This kids been putting me through it lately! 😈 #hopeitsaphase #3yearolds #mykidsscareme #deepbreaths

I swear it's like living with Chucky.
#mykidsscareme #worstmomever #toddler

I'd like to think my kids are brilliant- but really they're just devious. They ate the entire box and filled the packs with air to hide it from us. #weisharkidstoocute2017 #weisharkids #toosmartforhisowngood2017 #mykidsscareme #smartiepants

I don't know what's scarier: the sound of an intruder or the sound of my children's footsteps coming down the stairs while I drink wine and watch scary movies...
#mommyneedswine #watchingscarymovies #babysteps #mykidsscareme #shhdontwakethebaby

Okay, weird angle I know, but just wait til the end...this is actually a better story than video, but I have to share...That, OH, GEEZ! at the end - that was the littlest awkward standing there watching me. And it scared the pee out of me...seriously. Right after I hit stop on that video - I PEED MY PANTS!!!! πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘. Bahahaha - and he said, "Mommy, why are you doing that!" And even better - he came down to tell me had wet the bed. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣. #momlife #bedwetting #ipeedmypants #icouldntmakethisup #yourewelcome #awkwardmoments #hadtoshare #mykidsscareme #audience #whenyourkidssurpriseyou #surprisepee #peeingyourself #peeinyourpants #workhardpeehard #awkward #awkwardlyfit

I remember coming home from work to find this. #mykidsscareme #shouldibeworried #thesimpsons

I mean she's super cute and we were eating brunch on the patio and that's not really evil in her eyes, just a reflection of the umbrella but still....parenting is not for the weak. Lol. Do you recognize that guy? He's the villain from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". #mom #momlife #mommyhood #brunch #rogerrabbit #villains #parentsbelike #parentinghumor #parentingtheshitoutoflife #mykidsrock #mykidsscareme #funny #parentingmemes #teacherlife #teachersummer #familyfun

GOOD GOD. All my nightmares in one evil vessel. #japanesedolls #begoneevilspirit #nope #mykidsscareme

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I remember coming home from work to find this. #mykidsscareme #shouldibeworried #thesimpsons

I'd like to think my kids are brilliant- but really they're just devious. They ate the entire box and filled the packs with air to hide it from us. #weisharkidstoocute2017 #weisharkids #toosmartforhisowngood2017 #mykidsscareme #smartiepants

I mean she's super cute and we were eating brunch on the patio and that's not really evil in her eyes, just a reflection of the umbrella but still....parenting is not for the weak. Lol. Do you recognize that guy? He's the villain from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". #mom #momlife #mommyhood #brunch #rogerrabbit #villains #parentsbelike #parentinghumor #parentingtheshitoutoflife #mykidsrock #mykidsscareme #funny #parentingmemes #teacherlife #teachersummer #familyfun

So this is my daughter esmee(ezzy) she had this book held to her chest and said "I've wrote i love you mom and dad" then she turns it around to reveal this. #demonchild #wtf #mykidsscareme #art #artistsoninstagram #children #creativekids #freak #littleshit #notnormal #prouddad #random #surreal #uniquekid

Okay, weird angle I know, but just wait til the end...this is actually a better story than video, but I have to share...That, OH, GEEZ! at the end - that was the littlest awkward standing there watching me. And it scared the pee out of me...seriously. Right after I hit stop on that video - I PEED MY PANTS!!!! πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘. Bahahaha - and he said, "Mommy, why are you doing that!" And even better - he came down to tell me had wet the bed. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣. #momlife #bedwetting #ipeedmypants #icouldntmakethisup #yourewelcome #awkwardmoments #hadtoshare #mykidsscareme #audience #whenyourkidssurpriseyou #surprisepee #peeingyourself #peeinyourpants #workhardpeehard #awkward #awkwardlyfit

I don't know what's scarier: the sound of an intruder or the sound of my children's footsteps coming down the stairs while I drink wine and watch scary movies...
#mommyneedswine #watchingscarymovies #babysteps #mykidsscareme #shhdontwakethebaby

This is an old photo from 2005. We spent Christmas in NYC that year and this is just one of the photos we took in the subway. I had asked the two older kids, John and Meredith, to be aware of our surroundings and to keep a watchful eye for anything out of the ordinary. Turns out, the good people of New York should have had a watchful eye on us. #wth #mykidsscareme #nyc #subway #bayoulife #lifeonagravelroad #lovingfarmlife

I'm a little afraid of some of these gingerbread people... #gingerbread #isthatonedead #mykidsscareme

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