My. Husband. Is. Going. To. Do. A. PhD.
Over the years of his Astrophysics degree, whilst he also worked full time, I have joked and threatened that I would find a part time lover. 😁😂😁 Now that he has announced that he is definitely doing a PhD, I will have to come up with a very careful vetting process.
My part-time lover will have to have/be: • Rubgy player type body. • He has to have an Irish accent; a must! • He must not be vegan (I am sorry if this offends anyone. I am Serbian, we eat a lot of meat. We are like Greeks. If you say you are vegan or a vegetarian, they’ll offer you lamb!) • Feminist mind. • Open-minded. • Have the ability to read my mind. • Have the ability to know exactly what I am on about, when I randomly say something that’s just come into my mind, without any warning. • He has to be intelligent, I dig brains! • He has to be a thinker. I love a good discussion! • He has to be interested in politics! • He HAS to make good coffee! That is the ultimate condition! More important than anything else! • He has to be in touch with his feelings. I don’t dig “dead inside” people! • He has to be physically strong; I just can’t deal with a man who is physically weaker than me! • He must be a Global Citizen. • He must be multilingual. • He must not ask to have relations, EVER! There is just no need for that. I have children, I’m not having any more, thank you very much. Ahem! • He must not ask “When did you buy that?!” I mean, what a stupid question anyway.
And when I say, a real lover, this would be a platonic lover. 🤗 I am thinking...maybe he doesn’t exist?! 😜😂 *
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