Howdy from the future! It’s 2015 as I’m writing this and you are 38 years old.
That small country town in North Carolina that you’re living in right now? The one that sucks? Well, it still sucks here in the future too, but you’re not gonna be there anymore, because you’ve escaped.
That blonde bowl haircut you have right now is gonna get a makeover, and you’re also not going to turn out to be Rambo. Sorry! You’ll discover a guy named Alice Cooper. Yeah. A dude. Named Alice. And he’ll change your life. You’re gonna dye your hair black and decide to call yourself Wednesday 13 and you will love to say ‘Fuck’…a lot. You’re also going to become a Dad along the way - which you’ll be really good at - and in the middle of all that dad business, you’re gonna join a band called Murderdolls. That band will take you on the craziest journey of your life and introduce you to all of your amazing fans. You will travel the world many times over, and then you will go solo and release your own Wednesday 13 albums. You’re actually about to release your sixth solo album any day now.
It’s not all going to be an easy ride though, as you’re going to have some things along the way that will test you, but you will survive.
The future is weird, but at least you’re in it. See ya when you get here. Good luck, punk!"
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