Just when I didn't think things couldnt get any worse today. 23weeks pregnant, Headache, nose bleed, 3 year old acting like she's 14.
So normally I can trust my little "angel" to play nice while I go to the toilet, I leave the door open and we live in a bungalow so no biggy.
Anyways so I struggle to take a shit because apparently that's a thing in pregnancy now, struggle to get off the toilet because of this SPD, again the beauty of growing another weapon of house destruction aka a small human. I have been gone for like 5 mins. 5minutes is not that long.
But according to a 3 year old 5 minutes is just a perfect amount of time to frame a pretend burglary in a drug den gone wrong.
Even the dogs look like coke heads.
She pulled all her stuff out, and covered the place in Talc!
And that people is why you...
1. Don't just assume things are unreachable because believe me, if they want it they will find it.
2. Really think hard about having children and the mess they create, because you will be cleaning it up for the next 20 years.
3. Laugh at this kind of stuff off because it's parenthood, and its only talc. Kids are creative little shits even if it looks like mess to us.
Thought I would just share my morning with you all. Now I better finish cleaning the place up, or set it on fire and walk away....one of the two 😂😂
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