After 5 months spent on the other side of the Atlantic, this tuesday I found myself wiggling my toes again here, on the well known european ground. And this is an approximate follow up on how some of the first moments of my arrival went and how this continent welcomes her people. 🙄😁 So, as we landed in Frankfurt, my adventure of trying to get on my next connecting flight starts. Good morning passanger, smell the paranoia groovin' through the air, security check after another.. 😊
So, ofc I ended up having my laptop tested for something, and the security guy told me to wait. Soon he returned asking for my baording ticket and passport. 🙄 OK.
As I was not excatly sure what are they testing it on, and my laptop has been places, my mind went "eeeerm" as I was remembering a vid about a laptop that gets high from coke being sniffed from it and become this wicked alive artificial inteligence mo fo.. So as i was thinking hm, is it possible that my laptop might be positive on drugs, I mean, really who knows what people do on those surfaces where I put my equipment when i play Dj sets 🙄😏☺️, the airport guys were still mumbling something and looking into some weird machine. "oh man do i miss the howling monkeys and funny taxi convos in Spanish." said my head.
Half a min after, police surrounded me, 3of them with big guns, asking to turn my laptop on! Hm, did i even charge my battery? What are they going to ask me next, to play them my fav tune from last Kaya project album?? Am i ready for this? Better, are THEY ready for this? Ah, yes, here, it's on. Good? But before they were able to tell me i am good to go, the enthusiastic security guy asked me to show the rest of my hand luggage. Aha, here comes the part where they nail me for carrying a cucamber. I thought if for anything, that's what I could get in trouble. 90% water. It could be more than 100ml, it is a big cucamber after all..😋😂😄 But the security guy was totally uninterested is my vegetable, and now was after my DJ controler. He tested that for the same thing and then robocop look a like police returned once again. Ok, guys out of curiosity now, could you tell me what is the problem?? 😏 *continues