This is a bagel. More precisely half a bagel. The reason this half of the bagel is not in my tummy is because I thought I'd have my breakfast in the bath. 'How delightful!' I hear you exclaim in manner of every mother who's ever wanted to have their breakfast whilst lolling the the bath on a Monday morning.
Yes, indeed it was delightful until I dropped the effing thing in the lovely lush bath giving it a lovely tinge of soggy glittery, sparkly, oiliness which is not conducive to happy bagel eating.
Lessons to learn here: don't be clever. Don't try to have your breakfast in the bath. You are not winning at life. And Mondays suck for a reason.
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