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My #SpankBank of #MomPorn for your personal enjoyment. You’re welcome. My Doula often says “Dad’s way isn’t wrong, it’s just different.” This Dad will continue to test my patience forever (or for as long as he does things his way, instead of mine). But instead of saying to him 100x a day “That’s not how we do it,” I want to make an effort to be an audience to his parenting, instead of hijacking it. I want to give him the credit he deserves. Her happiest smiles come because HE drew them out. Her deepest belly laughs are from something Daddy did. And everyday, when this Daddy walks in the door, his first kiss is reserved for me. As a kid, I grew up in a house where I NEVER saw my parents kiss. I often wonder how it feels for her to see us. I hope she loves it as much as I love slippin' her daddy a little tongue like a horny teenager at the movies. In the same token, I kinda feel bad for her. Our daughter has the big burden of trying to find a partner as good as her Daddy. Good luck with that, Bean. It’s a tall order. He’s good, and nice, and only has hair in the EXACT right places. And he has an ass that doesn’t quit. To my guy on Father’s Day, Decker will never know how lucky she is. She’ll assume every dad does what you do. She’ll assume all dads never miss a game/school event/play/recital/art show/race. She’ll think all dads get mad at moms for leaving closet doors open in the nursery at night (because newborns definitely worry about monsters in closets). She’ll think all dads turn themselves into a human rocking chair to comfort their babies. She’ll assume every dad can do the Dougie, or the Nay Nay, or know how to Juju on that Beat. She’ll think all dads stick around & support/love/commit to their family. She’ll think dads dance with moms in kitchens all over the world for no reason. She’ll think all dads beat their NFL Combine 40-yard-dash record sprinting to comfort tears from teething/nightmares/growing pains/the Boogey Man. She’ll assume all dads are as strong as you, as funny as you, as loving as you. She’ll take you for granted because she knows nothing else. Just know that I never will. I love you, you sexy, funny, kind, charming man. And I see you.

3 for 3. I call that a win🙌🏻 #momporn #winning #awkwardfamilyphoto

Unrelated to adorable clothing but this here is #momporn. Could it be the answer to the never ending toothpaste saga...it's crusted over, the cap is missing, it's all over the sink/counter top/faucet/mirror/door...so far it's the most amazing update to my entire house! #whosthelittlecreeper

Far er i gang med at lære det der vikle-noget 🙏🏻✨🙏🏻✨ #momporn 😜😜

Hey girl, I know you need some time to yourself so why don't I bathe the kids, while you go hangout on Facebook... ☺️#Momporn #MCM #BeauHarper

Missing this guy and his mad dad skills! #momporn #dysondads #babywearingdad #comehome

both kids napping at the same time, big ass mason jar of ice coffee, and a good book outside allll alone #momporn

Vi har helt klart en fars pige herhjemme 😍 #momporn #farspige #elskerelskerelsker #kærlighed #migogfelixholdersammen

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This is how dads roll. Meet Dave. He used to love to travel, carry-ons, airport lounges, quick weekend trips to London and Paris. Now he enjoys watching premiere league on the couch while sipping rose.

Dad life. 😴

You know when those drugs wear off, she's going to need you to change my outfit.

One thing I know you do better than anyone... is Dad! You've got this, keep it up! Happy Fathers Day #happyfathersday #dadgamestrong #momporn

Happy Father's day to this goofy looking guy. Idk what I'd do without you and I couldn't have picked a better man to start a family with. We may bicker and we might not agree with everything parenting wise, but you're a great dad and our boys love you. #fathersday #ilovehim #greatdaddy #family #dad #momporn #💥

In honor of Father's Day, I give you three Dad Bods!! You're Welcome. As they say "Abs are made in the Kitchen". These 3 dads are living proof of that. (Ages 59, 48, and 50 from l to r) They are all "clean" eaters. They eat lots of lean protein, healthy carbs, and vegetables. Yes, they workout (#crossfit). But, their diet is spot on. Glenn, dad bod in the middle, was 17.6% body fat and 208# nine weeks ago. He started counting his macros, cleaned up his eating (he was a reg Coke drinker 😱amongst other indulgences) and today he is down to 195# and 11.4% body fat. He hasn't changed his workouts, just his diet. These are the kind of dad bods moms can really appreciate. Happy Father's Day!! #abs #absaremadeinthekitchen #fitover40 #fitover50 #menwhoclean #momporn #crossfit #fathersday #dadbod #glennfit

Happy Father's Day! Did I mention that dads who read and read with their child(ren) are hot? 🔥👨‍👧‍👦📚😥 #Usborne #HappyFathersDay #HappyFathersDay2017 #DadsWhoRead #DadsWhoReadToTheirKids #IsItGettingWarmInHere #IfItIsntHouseWork #Parenting #Bonding #Read #Reading #MomPorn #BrightInvestment #BrightFutures

Wandering through target all alone with a Starbucks courtesy of my sister .... #momporn #imayneverleave

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