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These crazy ladies ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ when one wakes up at 5:15, the other does too ... so they team up and we have no choice but to wake up and make a bottle for one and take the other outside to pee. Turns out dogs are really good at drinking from bottles. Who knew?? #dadjokes #badjokes #momjokes

Thank you @alphaoutpost for the awesome swag! This #chronos #watch is amazing! Just the #tool needed when your out #hiking and don't want to lose track of time. The #sundial #compass is also a nice touch! The kids were stoked to learn how to use one!
#alpha #alphaaf #alphamom #alphagirl #alphaoutpost #gruntstyle #fitchick #outdoors #outdoorlife #wannabuyasundial #momjokes #hercules #unboxing #optoutside

This is our resting beach face. If you need us, call our shell. ๐Ÿš๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜ #salty #besties #beachin #momjokes #islandtime #tybee

Happy Easter every bunny! ๐Ÿฐ #momjokes #firsteaster

I just told them we'd be returning tomorrow to take the stairs. #toureiffel #momjokes

First thing, pooping party??? Apparently I was practicing my #momjokes ๐Ÿ˜‚. Secondly, It's like Auni knew it was recording the entire time! I watch these special videos through a lot of heart eyes and even more tears! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ #missyouaunigirl

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I was bored and decided the box of generic pop tarts needed a makeover. ๐Ÿ˜‚ We will see how observant my children are in the morning! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #jokes #momlife #toasterfarts #lol #jokeonkids #momjokes #observant #funnies #imnotgoingtogrowup

Sorry!! Didn't mean to confuse anybody! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿท
#momjokes (๐Ÿ“ท : @speakwines) โค๏ธ

Don't you wish you were as excited for the day and ready to go as this little one? And check out that hair! Hey Maddie, 2009 called, and Justin Bieber wants his hair back. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #momjokes
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But seriously, I try everyday to "do" her hair, but no matter how many cute little barrettes I use she always manages to pull them out, swish her bangs, and rock the Biebs. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Any recommendations for baby hair styles??

#momlife is when you get really excited because you finally get to wash your hair ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿฝand not just scrub your body. ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's also when you don't care if you publicly post a pic in a robe and no makeup ๐Ÿ’„ because the snuggles are too good not to share with the world ๐ŸŒŽ RIP mascara... I'll see you again soon โœŒ๐Ÿป
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#momproblems #robe #nomakeup #reality #doesthisburpclothmakemelookfancy #momjokes

Thank you @alphaoutpost for the awesome swag! This #chronos #watch is amazing! Just the #tool needed when your out #hiking and don't want to lose track of time. The #sundial #compass is also a nice touch! The kids were stoked to learn how to use one!
#alpha #alphaaf #alphamom #alphagirl #alphaoutpost #gruntstyle #fitchick #outdoors #outdoorlife #wannabuyasundial #momjokes #hercules #unboxing #optoutside

This is our resting beach face. If you need us, call our shell. ๐Ÿš๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜ #salty #besties #beachin #momjokes #islandtime #tybee

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