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It's a SQUART pack!! πŸ˜‚ This running joke has been marinating on FB with @vhs.commentary @haha_lets_chill @contentzone and others. (I made the Spartacus and Southpark one)

I'm sorry I have no idea who's pic this is to give you credit but seriously this sums up my life!! πŸ™ŒπŸ» I swear daddy will be in the kitchen right next to the fridge and the kids will find me working away in the office and ask for something from the fridge.. it's like daddy doesn't even exist! And if daddy needs a nap or to relax, they allow that! But mommy?! πŸ™…πŸΌ nope not allowed.
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Happy Saturday!! We woke up to a trashed house this morning, because Mommy was too exhausted to care last night! I normally like to have things cleaned up before bed... I like to start fresh every morning with a clean (-ish) house. So'll be spending the morning doing dishes and picking up toys. How do you Mamas prefer to tackle the house chores? Before bed or first thing in the morning??? ❀️❀️❀️ πŸ“·: @north_photography @blessthismamamess

Someone sure dug the sand πŸ˜œπŸ–#notpunny #momjokes #onlyhalfthebeachwentinhismouth

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Happy Saturday!! We woke up to a trashed house this morning, because Mommy was too exhausted to care last night! I normally like to have things cleaned up before bed... I like to start fresh every morning with a clean (-ish) house. So'll be spending the morning doing dishes and picking up toys. How do you Mamas prefer to tackle the house chores? Before bed or first thing in the morning??? ❀️❀️❀️ πŸ“·: @north_photography @blessthismamamess

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Our goal each year is to be in the background of someone else's picture while they make this face. #SquadGoals #MomJokes #CajunGirl #LittleThingsMakeMeLaugh

Our goal each year is to be in the background of someone else's picture while they make this face. #SquadGoals #MomJokes #RedneckBoy #LittleThingsMakeMeLaugh

Someone sure dug the sand πŸ˜œπŸ–#notpunny #momjokes #onlyhalfthebeachwentinhismouth

Our "last meal" #momjokes #dadjokes #byeamerica βœŒοΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘‹πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·

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Yes I "showered" via baby wipes before play group. Don't say you haven't. #freshasababysbottom

If you can't handle me at my Palpatine you don't deserve me at my Princess. *Even I'm rolling my eyes and groaning. #ithinkimsofunny #empresspalpatine #princessleia #starwars #momjokes #groan

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