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Sleep deprivation at its finest πŸ˜‚ apparently dish soap and dishwasher detergent look very similar to me.
#mombrain #day52ofnosleep #ididthat #babybookmoment

According to my baby app: I have a week & three days left of this bump. What a crazy experience the transition has been! And according to all the other Mamas, it’s only going to get crazier...with even less sleep. 😬

Remember that one time I made green beans for dinner and forgot about them in the oven? Then remember how I never took them out and pre-heated the oven to 400 the next day? Blackened green bean crisps anyone? #momlife #refreshingmotherhood #mombrain #dinnerfail #truestory #sorryfamily #sleepdeprived

Happy 4th or July everyone ! I know it's a few hours early here but don't want to forget #mombrain

Not too bad for a mom that forgot to buy one of those cute First Day of Kinder signs! #mombrain #firstdayofkinder

Tune in 8am central Friday morning on @goodmorningamerica to hear from Adam and I about what we are facing #ppd #itsabuzzworld #gma

#SuperLate #MomBrain πŸ™ˆ So Iris went to a birthday party this weekend! Yay!! She was so excited! πŸ˜ŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽˆ Gracias @carimar0822 @trastoycarlos #HappyBirthdayAmanda 😍😍😍

Have you been waiting for our Camel Swaddle to be back in stock? Good news! I found ✌🏼that are available. I don't have them listed on our website because I wanted to give you first dibs. The first two to leave their PayPal below get one. #maxandmoose Pc: @tracylaynephotography

Spent 10 minutes looking for my phone πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ #foundit #mombrain

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Big #thank you to @missmissamanda and her #mombrain for making me this #adorable #carepackage for my #roadtrip
I made it to #Tennessee !!!!

MOM BRAIN... this is a real disorder! All moms suffer from it and some days it's better than others! Today was not a "better" day

I took my mascara off with my toner!! As I'm running the crap out of my right eye ball, i get this painful burning sensation. My brain is saying " this shouldn't be happening" meanwhile my other part of my brain briefly plays back myself filling my gauze pad with toner rather than my micellar water!! BRAIN FAIL!! tomorrow will be "better"..... one can at least hope! #mombrain #brainfailure #mompreneur #bossbabes #wtf #mypooreyeball #icanlaughaboutittomorrow #campbellchaoscontinues

Why is it that every time I get the kids all loaded in the car, ready to go, I remember 6 things I forgot inside??? Ugh. 😫#packunpackrepeat #momlife #mombrain #partyoffive #momofthree #thisisyourbrainwithkids #oy

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SO delicious and SO simple.πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ Panko crusted chicken over Zucchini for dinner! Little bear LOVED this chicken and the hubster approved as well! Clean eating isn't so bad.😏
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#cleaneatinggoals #cleaneating #healthychoices #chicken #yummy #foodie #alltheyums #healthyeating
#icecreamfordessert #mombrain #momlife #toddlermom #boymom
#whoops

Eat your veggies, but NEVER eat these on a first date. You're welcome! πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŠπŸ™…πŸ‘€

These plain, cardboard colored journals popped up on my Amazon *Your Recommendations* spot + boy, did I fall I N L O V E with them. 😍 [ Well played Amazon ✊🏻 ] There is something about simplicity that I cannot deny but then add some handlettering on there + oh.my.word. 🀀 Also, If I am being completely honest; if I do not write things down, I W I L L forget them. #MomBrain πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ™„ β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’
#simplicity #sharpie #calligraphycommunity #handlettered #wonderfullymadeandco #fredericksburgva #smallbusiness #fxbg

That moment you remember you're wearing a dark lip colour and you're kissing your cute baby.... who is wearing WHITE!!! πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ Thank goodness my lips are kiss proof! πŸ’„ πŸ‘„
#mommymoment #mombrain #thankyoulipsense #napalipsense #notransfer #kissproof #smudgeproof #stillwhite #senegence #makeup #babymodel #fossilwatch #chunkymonkey #cutiepie

Although, I do know where my money goes. 🀣 Keys and phone...that's a whole different ballgame. #mombrain #thisis40 #aworkinprogress #jesuslovesme

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