I tried to think of something witty but I couldn’t, and I have too many billions and billions and billions of good things to say about this guy to try to be sappy.
Dyck, you’re a bum. I’m so excited for you as you move on in life. You’re not great at CoD but your American pride makes up for your terrible kdr. You’ve been an incredible havoc, leader, friend, and brother and I am so thankful for your impact on my life. Go Lopes (and go dogs). Love you brother. #meatballparm