Murphy's Law: The night before, you got to bed, feeling happy, content and accomplished, after washing every single window in your house, only to wake up the next morning, to discover a 🐦 has took a giant 💩 on your bedroom window, and it is mashed into the screen. (A bird has NEVER sh!t on this window before, and this is the ONLY window in the house that is a GIANT PAIN IN THE 🍑 to clean, as the curtain rod is positioned in such a tight spot to remove and replace, that I have to get my husband to help remove it and reinstall it.) So, in the meantime, I got a sponge with boiling water to try and soften it up...then I got a sewing needle to try and poke through the crusty pieces, only to have made little rips in the screen. Grrr!!!😠 This was just the beginning of my day where everything went to 💩, where everything that could go wrong, did go wrong! Oh well, 💩 happens!
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