"Beach Monster" day 18 of the #halloweenseaglasschallenge hosted by @adventures_in_seaglass and I.
👽Alien fetus/beach monster/freak of nature. Weird things like this are found all over the Chesafreak Bay! Where do they come from? Why are they here? (⬅Existential!) What do they feed on? Do you really want to know? Are you sure? Ok, I tried to warn you...but here are the answers: They come from invisible eggs that were sent to earth millions of days ago. They are only visible after they hatch. Their purpose in life is to spread weirdness and slime. Their bizarre diet consists of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. It's starting to sound more Halloweenie now, do you dare read on?? Is being scared one of your least favorite things? Quit worrying, as these guys are around you all the time and rarely harm a soul...well, except for kittens. You know, the whole whisker stealing thing. These guys live under your bed, in your attic, in the trunk of your car, and in your empty flower pots. Haven't noticed them before? I bet you've found mysterious slime that was of uncertain origin. Now you know where it came from! It's edible if you need a snack...just kidding. Don't eat it! It's likely to turn you in to one of them. It's best to clean the slime up quickly once you see it, because it spreads and eventually smells like rotten eggs. Lol. 😜👻🎃