So my mom comes to visit today for my birthday. First thing she does is pull out fresh strawberries and tells me I need to eat them before they go bad. I start laughing so hard I'm crying and she looks at me.
"What's so funny?"
"Mom," I gasped, "I'm...I'm allergic to strawberries!"
She looks puzzled for a second, laughs, and then suddenly says, "Oh, shit, I think I got you a strawberry-filled cake." Ahhh, birthday memories in the making 😂😂😂 #loadedgun #thanksmom #whenmomtriestokillyou #memories