My brother surprised me with this gem today. The artwork (by @gemmacorrell ) I wish I was surprised with at my front door. It’s how the current state of affairs leaves me feeling. Not that I’m surprised at the gross acts of men, just that I feel more acutely aware of how little women in general mean to men. This knowledge has made my vagina just about dry up and fall off. Fucking dicks cowering in a goddamn corner claiming “war on men!” Lame. Also, it really is my birthday, show me your kitties! I’m not even lying! I’ve been bombarding my gals with cat pics all day!
Dame hunting...but not with this limp dick (altho it would be limp for a girl so that's basically what's gonna happen tonite. "Yo, girl, you got that fine ass pussy, come over here. Lemme see what you got under that skirt, dame" and then 🚫🍆