#likeyourmoney

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Im hoping to pave the way so lesser known female directors like jill soloway, kathryn bigelow, lizzie borden, penelope spheeris and so few others can hopefully one day be lucky enough to perhaps have their work showcased around my own.
#throwupthursdayfilmbitch
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Jane-why do you have to be the anti-pornstar..you cant just go around making fun of every adult film youre in.
Wtf are you talking about. Im fucking awesome at it. Why do you have to be the anti-not ..a..shitty manager...yeah..
fuck yourself. Im wicked hecka awesome.
Okay jane, what would the director think about this.
Ariel-she's one of the coolest bitches alive, she'd fucking love it.
Okay... what about penny.
Im pretty sure she'd get over it. Along with everything else she's over.
Fine. Okay. Look. Jane-im trying to help you. What would your ultimate day on set look like. If you could have things any way you want-
Lady, please dont do this..there's like a million ways you could play this.
Just humor me jane.
Ohhhh goddamnit... well for starters, you'd be in it. Except we'd be in russia. And you'd have aids. And no access to health care. And you'd be dead.
I hope this artfag nitemare gives you a fucking seizure."
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "We dont just ask the hard questions-we offer the hard answers. Thanx to jim greco lacey baker daewon song for being so fucking dope"

#nadyasidentityfiles
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

Back it up bromiroquai. Not only do you not think I look like the swayz' in roadhouse, youve never even seen roadhouse. OMG. Dude it like swept the Academy that year for hugest piece of shit awesome bodyguard bar movie. I cant believe you wouldnt be trying to fuck this-actually I can believe it you fucking walking dickhard. If you dont get the fuck out of your BMW right now, I swear to fucking christ im going to tear your throat out with my fingernails. This is definitely a time where it is no longer appropriate to "be nice." Jesus.
Youre welcome.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

Story Time with Miss Jane "I love this bitch. She's not american. She's the only skater ive ever seen who sells her body right along with her skateboarding with zero justifications/explanations whatsoever. She's not dykey not cool not punk not tough in any aspect of the female skate aesthetic. I love this bitch. She's not american. She's the only skater ive ever s-"
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "I would like to thank the ladies of wallenberg for trying. I would also begrudgingly like to thank everyone who has already given me money. It was the most you could do. As for the rest of you, unless youre poor or have like a "condition," you need to get your shit together. Pull out your little fucking phone. Give me ten fucking dollars right fucking now. Trampires. Jesus.
The link is in my bio." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "How hard I party. I also have really sweet and loving supportive parents. I just dont tell them about my career as a pornographer and a prostitute cause like, gross." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

No, rhonda nailed that shit. The correct answer is "more than once." Sorry. I was too busy dying from laughter...with joy...that these beautiful brave men had the courage to uhh..rise above a sexually oppressive paradigm in the moment..and shit. Megyn. Yeah. Totes. I just get so filled with emotion I have a hard time expressing myself with incredibly direct easy to understand words sometimes. Okay. Next question.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#totalhooker
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#men
#women
#couples
#wtfever
#killyourparents
#dykebitchskatewitch

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Story Time with Miss Jane "Ohhhh WTF EVER MOM, WTF EVS-Go head. Call the cops. This is one third my recreation vehicle as well, you fucking GOT THAT SHIT. What do I care..BITCH HAS A MAGNET IN HER FUCKING FUCK HAND MOM OK. MAGNET. A FUCKING MAGNET.
I also just got clocked in the face like fourteen times by my Mistress-LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GETTING ARRESTED-ohhhhhh noooooo--A FUCKING MAGN-
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Im hoping to pave the way so lesser known female directors like jill soloway, kathryn bigelow, lizzie borden, penelope spheeris and so few others can hopefully one day be lucky enough to perhaps have their work showcased around my own.
#throwupthursdayfilmbitch
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "I love this bitch. She's not american. She's the only skater ive ever seen who sells her body right along with her skateboarding with zero justifications/explanations whatsoever. She's not dykey not cool not punk not tough in any aspect of the female skate aesthetic. I love this bitch. She's not american. She's the only skater ive ever s-"
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "How hard I party. I also have really sweet and loving supportive parents. I just dont tell them about my career as a pornographer and a prostitute cause like, gross." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Jane-why do you have to be the anti-pornstar..you cant just go around making fun of every adult film youre in.
Wtf are you talking about. Im fucking awesome at it. Why do you have to be the anti-not ..a..shitty manager...yeah..
fuck yourself. Im wicked hecka awesome.
Okay jane, what would the director think about this.
Ariel-she's one of the coolest bitches alive, she'd fucking love it.
Okay... what about penny.
Im pretty sure she'd get over it. Along with everything else she's over.
Fine. Okay. Look. Jane-im trying to help you. What would your ultimate day on set look like. If you could have things any way you want-
Lady, please dont do this..there's like a million ways you could play this.
Just humor me jane.
Ohhhh goddamnit... well for starters, you'd be in it. Except we'd be in russia. And you'd have aids. And no access to health care. And you'd be dead.
I hope this artfag nitemare gives you a fucking seizure."
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "I would like to thank the ladies of wallenberg for trying. I would also begrudgingly like to thank everyone who has already given me money. It was the most you could do. As for the rest of you, unless youre poor or have like a "condition," you need to get your shit together. Pull out your little fucking phone. Give me ten fucking dollars right fucking now. Trampires. Jesus.
The link is in my bio." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Jane I understand you were having severe technical difficulties making this little thing for antonia's indiegogo, but surely it was good enough by eleven, did you really need to stay up til three am making it just perfect.
I fucked your daughter and I guess she was good enough. I'll never be amazing at stabbing people to death but I suppose im good enough. I just dont care if I strike bone or not. Even though it makes these god awful high pitched whining sounds and bolts of shivering pain shoot straight up my shoulder blade into the side of my neck and it ends up turning all my good knives irrevocably dull. Which is actually a perfect description of what happens when I fuck your daughter. Ohhhh goddamnit I cant kill you. I need to let you live your shit life. I need you to know the casual horror of phoning in each important moment youre taking away from yourself after it's been mounting for decades until a wave of hopelessness rocks through your body driving you down-OMG-that's another perfect description of what happens when I fuck your daughter. Holyshit. Now give antonia five dollars. Because that's what your life is worth. Help her have a chance at making her life better than good enough. @antoniacrane
That's it.
Pull out your little phone.
Tiger."
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "I know it seems strange that antonia and I have no pictures together on this shitshow site I built for you people that is nothing but a bunch of fucking pictures. Except it's really not. Because when her and I hang out, that's when all the fucking happens not all the fucking photograph taking you faggots. Like I said one post back, no one's fucking paying me shit. Plus who's got all that time for photograph taking when she's an award-winning writer, a UCLA professor, a hardcore hustling fucking stripper and I am a prostitute. Fucking No One. Bitch. SUCKADICKINHELL." @antoniacrane

#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Everyone-eyes the fuck up here. Megyn wtf are you doing underneath your skir-oh mother of fucking christ, I dont think ive ever actually said this before in my brief war torn life but that is extremely inappropriate you piercingly blue eyed flaxen haired whore of a "reporter." Yeah that's fucking-A right you jezebel skeeze in a blazer. Oh where's your wont back down aggressive stare now-that's right, focused on your little twinkle toes in shame. There is a time and a place for that young lady and that is called your vehicle directly after this press conference has ended.
Moving on-why do I look like the quintessential image of ecstasy in this photograph-BECAUSE THEY FUCKING PAID ME.
This is from my first shoot. I told the photographer if you ever wanted to get molesty, now is the time motherfucker. If you ever wanted to "abuse" and "take advantage" of a "model," this is your chance goddamnit. I am Fucking Sick and this is not the time to get better.
The downside to this perfect day happens at every shoot since-every director is so disgustingly professional it feels like it's ten times harder to "finally feel safe." That's why I continue to be the daniel day lewis of premier adult cinema. Because I am so passionate/because I am so multifaceted/because I am so fucking endlessly talented-I hold out and only work on projects I love.
Preceding this photograph is how the beginning of every film should start. ROLL THAT SHIT-
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

No, rhonda nailed that shit. The correct answer is "more than once." Sorry. I was too busy dying from laughter...with joy...that these beautiful brave men had the courage to uhh..rise above a sexually oppressive paradigm in the moment..and shit. Megyn. Yeah. Totes. I just get so filled with emotion I have a hard time expressing myself with incredibly direct easy to understand words sometimes. Okay. Next question.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#totalhooker
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#men
#women
#couples
#wtfever
#killyourparents
#dykebitchskatewitch

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Okay if youre not a skatefag, youre a useless babytard that doesnt know how anything works. And if you are a skatefag, oh man im so sorry. It's such shit isnt it. The only good part about skating is skating. Like any counterculture from pornography to punk, there's more unspoken rules than any craysian tenement camp ive never been to. The attitude the fashion the slang the fear-it's disgusting. If youre a civilian, you dont know jackshit. Youre a country rube who got their skate know how from the media. Skating isnt cruising care free nailing trick after trick you wrecktards-that's called being a hooker and that's a lie too. Just like all hookers dont backstroke through a sea of dicks and money, skaters dont fly through the air like little tinkerbells you morons. Skating is a shitload of falling with hard earned victories. Hooking is a shitload of talking to loser flakes trying to jerk off for free to the sound of your voice with hard earned dicks in your mouth. But of course when it comes to any activity ever, everyone believes what they see televised. Every hooker thinks if they dont touch the money or if they ask if youre a cop, it's all gonna work out. Do you realize how embarrassing it is to watch every fucker put their money on the table because that's what theyve been doing since the dawn of hooker time. You dumb whores, if a cop wants to fuck you, pay you, murder you and fuck you again, then put your photos in their murder hooker photo album, theyre gonna do it. I have to tell everyone just hand me the money so I can count it since we're basically dealing cocaine. Skate videos cause a similar false impression. When youre watching a skater kill it, youre seeing the best takes of every trick theyve done over the course of a year. So keep all that in mind as you watch andrew reynolds do the most flawless run of perfect shit ive ever seen. I didnt touch this. It's just andrew, samhain and you will shut the fuck up and like it." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "this is perfect for so many reasons. Mainly that im dating the funniest bitch I know. It's OVER." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "After a hard thankless day of hooking where Miss Jane had to do way too much socializing and not nearly enough fucking with the incredibly drunk and the far too young, (anyone under forty) which annoyed her endlessly as she is not a fucking stripper-she is lyfted home. During the ride she contemplates her mantra which are the opening lyrics played here. She thinks of the only male heroes she ever had or wanted growing up and how she took her mom to see this film the day it came out to show she wasnt such a thankless asshole daughter. She reminds herself that if they can take that kind of pain she can take this kind of pain and suicide is still just not worth it. She wants you to remember if anyone ever tells you what you love is juvenile or that it simply warrants no artistic merit, your job is to nod and say absolutely and then punch them in their fairy fucking face." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "So this one looks like you put a lot of time and effort into it jane, would you say it was worth it-

It's like a thirty second scene from a piece of shit satanic movie from my childhood. I mean dont get me wrong, it's an awesome movie. As in it's not a good movie, but it's a great movie. I forgot all about it til I was looking for clips and this scene came on scaring the shit out of me all over again. When something's that good and imaginative, it makes up for everything else. So was putting like fifty hours into making this little homage worth the effort-well when I think of this, I immediately think of how I woke up saturday morning at like 3:30 am. I had only gotten two hours of sleep. I knew I wasnt going to fall back asleep again. That's what chronic insomniacs are told to do-if you know youre awake, you might as well just get up and do something. So I kept working on this all morning until I had appointments. I thought maybe I would fall asleep in the afternoon but I didnt. Instead I ended up going over to antonia's. Basically, the lack of sleep wrecked me, causing this hyper emotional break where I just couldnt stop crying, making me so frustrated and embarrassed I just turned into this snarky cruel cunt in front of her until she ended up calling me a Princessy Dramatic Crazy Crying Fucking Bitch she wouldve thrown the fuck out if she hadnt been trying so hard to just cum during our wreck sex. So already knowing this beforehand, you still have the fucking audacity to stand there and ask me such a ridiculous stupid fucking question-WTF DO YOU THINK BITCH... dude it was like Totally Worth It, I mean omg have you watched this fucker-look at how beautiful that shit is. It's like a hologram photograph from the eighties that was so three-dimensional it would just stop you in your tracks. Dont waste our time asking such a dumb rhetorical question again. In fact, im gonna tag that bitch right now just to let her know. @antoniacrane
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

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