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Story Time with Miss Jane "Youre all kinds of fucked up. We both know it. Im fucked the fuck up. Im fairly certain that's international knowledge in several circles at this point. I dont care that you dont care that I dont care. I dont even care that youll never get that's why I like you. So keep looking over your shoulder. You paranoid fucking freak. I think that's adorable too." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Back it up bromiroquai. Not only do you not think I look like the swayz' in roadhouse, youve never even seen roadhouse. OMG. Dude it like swept the Academy that year for hugest piece of shit awesome bodyguard bar movie. I cant believe you wouldnt be trying to fuck this-actually I can believe it you fucking walking dickhard. If you dont get the fuck out of your BMW right now, I swear to fucking christ im going to tear your throat out with my fingernails. This is definitely a time where it is no longer appropriate to "be nice." Jesus.
Youre welcome.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

Story Time with Miss Jane "Let's just watch this miracle bitch I jerk off to when im not banging the real life version one more time, minus some of the ritzy production values and tailored especially towards the neon impaired. Listen you little fucks, I invented this shit site that's hooked every goddamned one of you like a tenth grade anorexic girl hooked on mini thins and dicks-and somehow you still havent noticed that all it is is a bunch of goddamned pictures. Fucking Dicktards." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Hey ive got an idea you dumbshit little fucking hooksydaisy dick factory: Try enjoying the life youve chosen for one single second because youre going to be fucking dead before you know it, you understand me-fucking dead/fucking dead/fucking dead/just like these fucks/so fucking dead/oh for the love of fucking god youre still dumb enough to think death might actually be your way out-CMON little girl. If death was the easter bunny youdve already gone on a magical easter dick hunt in the sky until you found a homemade plastic explosive strawberry dick surprise when abrafuckingcadabra look who's getting sucked off in the back of death's limousine by linda rhonstadt and cassandra peterson and priscilla presley and theyve all got mentos in their mouths plus ice cubes and red hots and pop rocks and oh shit they even lacquered their lips with tiger balm just for y-because they made a suicide pact on your coffin you idiot. Jesus if youre gonna dream your life away really go for i--oh heyyyyyyy instakids, so good to see you...I was just giving myself a little peptalk in the rearview mirror of this lyft-hey lyft lady wtf, why are you lookin so nervous and shit-do your fucking job goddamn you.
Youre welcome.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "This time armana jumps in my shameless self promotion houseboat decorated with unforgivable industry shit talking knick knacks reflecting my overall bitchy demeanor, except she conducts herself with "poise" and "etiquette" which apparently "explains" why she's "going places" while im headed "straight to hell in a handjobasket" for my "snarky attitude" and obsessive love of "air quotes," you "punk bitches." Following this little interview is of course the finest beginning to any film ever made. Duh." Youre welcome.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

Story Time with Miss Jane "We dont just ask the hard questions-we offer the hard answers. Thanx to jim greco lacey baker daewon song for being so fucking dope"

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#prodomme
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#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

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Back it up bromiroquai. Not only do you not think I look like the swayz' in roadhouse, youve never even seen roadhouse. OMG. Dude it like swept the Academy that year for hugest piece of shit awesome bodyguard bar movie. I cant believe you wouldnt be trying to fuck this-actually I can believe it you fucking walking dickhard. If you dont get the fuck out of your BMW right now, I swear to fucking christ im going to tear your throat out with my fingernails. This is definitely a time where it is no longer appropriate to "be nice." Jesus.
Youre welcome.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

Story Time with Miss Jane "Let's just watch this miracle bitch I jerk off to when im not banging the real life version one more time, minus some of the ritzy production values and tailored especially towards the neon impaired. Listen you little fucks, I invented this shit site that's hooked every goddamned one of you like a tenth grade anorexic girl hooked on mini thins and dicks-and somehow you still havent noticed that all it is is a bunch of goddamned pictures. Fucking Dicktards." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Youre all kinds of fucked up. We both know it. Im fucked the fuck up. Im fairly certain that's international knowledge in several circles at this point. I dont care that you dont care that I dont care. I dont even care that youll never get that's why I like you. So keep looking over your shoulder. You paranoid fucking freak. I think that's adorable too." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Hey ive got an idea you dumbshit little fucking hooksydaisy dick factory: Try enjoying the life youve chosen for one single second because youre going to be fucking dead before you know it, you understand me-fucking dead/fucking dead/fucking dead/just like these fucks/so fucking dead/oh for the love of fucking god youre still dumb enough to think death might actually be your way out-CMON little girl. If death was the easter bunny youdve already gone on a magical easter dick hunt in the sky until you found a homemade plastic explosive strawberry dick surprise when abrafuckingcadabra look who's getting sucked off in the back of death's limousine by linda rhonstadt and cassandra peterson and priscilla presley and theyve all got mentos in their mouths plus ice cubes and red hots and pop rocks and oh shit they even lacquered their lips with tiger balm just for y-because they made a suicide pact on your coffin you idiot. Jesus if youre gonna dream your life away really go for i--oh heyyyyyyy instakids, so good to see you...I was just giving myself a little peptalk in the rearview mirror of this lyft-hey lyft lady wtf, why are you lookin so nervous and shit-do your fucking job goddamn you.
Youre welcome.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "This time armana jumps in my shameless self promotion houseboat decorated with unforgivable industry shit talking knick knacks reflecting my overall bitchy demeanor, except she conducts herself with "poise" and "etiquette" which apparently "explains" why she's "going places" while im headed "straight to hell in a handjobasket" for my "snarky attitude" and obsessive love of "air quotes," you "punk bitches." Following this little interview is of course the finest beginning to any film ever made. Duh." Youre welcome.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

Story Time with Miss Jane
"I think good art in any form should persuade you to want to ask questions like what does Miss Jane jerk off to with unrelenting violence"

#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "I learned by watching you okay mom-I learned it by watching YOU. Instagram bitches, youre welcome. Special thanx @antoniacrane for her divine inspiration"

#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Ask the angels who theyre callin
Go ask the angels if theyre callin to thee
Ask the angels while theyre fallin
Who that person could possibly be

And I know you got the feelin
You know I feel it crawl across the floor
And I know it got you reelin
And honey honey the call is for war
And it's wild

Everybody got the feelin
You know the feelin
and it's stronger each day
Everybody wants to be reelin
And baby baby I'll show you the way

And I know it's hard sometimes
You got a piece and hit across the sky
And I know it's hard sometimes
And world war is the battle cry
And it's wild"

#imanangelfuck
#itsmycallingbitch
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Oh fuck what if that dumb stripper that claims she's allegedly "dating me" decides im just some go nowhere you dont care fuckin babyloser omg what then"

#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

They all say the same thing.
You play...You skate...
No dicktard. That shit's just for show. I really just suck dicks all day and cry. Then I like to reflect on how im just like a girl from outer space...cause you wanna fuck me/watch me/kill me/clone me. Then I cry some more. After that-More Dicks.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

I do look sexy.
I do want to be here.
Tough chicks will always be the hottest thing in the world. Dont disassociate strength and femininity just because none of us will fuck you, you weak piece of shit. Meanwhile I cant separate your sexual ideals for mankind with the stack of crusty playboys your dad left behind after he abandoned you when you were nine. Grow the fuck up and quit making us feel like child molesters. Look-I know we both like making money. So do something different. Im trying to work with you here. Fuck.

#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Sometimes you just gotta say fuck the police and chill with some drag queen mermaids wearing your face for a minute. Look im your number one artfag adult film starlet of choice. Im gonna do whatever the fuck I want. Mom.
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

Story Time with Miss Jane "Out of all the groundbreaking next level shit I make that gives you people any semblance of momentary joy in your desolate empty shit fucking lives, this is easily one of my favorites and barely any of you fuck ups on crutches glanced at it. Look-I cant force you little hosers to be cool. If you really prefer watching me being cutesy in bed making fun of my nazi mom, I suppose that's your cross to bear. Meanwhile this cinematic jewel featuring the dopest continuous shot from any film ever in perfect timing with dope rocknroll from dillinger four, complete with flawlessly interwoven sound mixing-not to mention My Heavenly On The Eyes Scantily Clad Body masterfully looming over the action in moments of exquisite double exposure is simply left on the side of the instagram highway to die like one of your invalid relatives you got sick of.
Im super cereal I couldnt maneuver the task of sucking all your retard baby dicks while birthing this perfect artistic spectacle like a wild stallion tearing across the horizon in all its untamed glory. I'll be sure "to work on that." See you in hell cocksuckers

Miss Jane Starr
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick
#itspilotseason
#goauditionfor
#thewalkingdeadretard
#imsureyoullmakethecut

I was also wearing some kind of unbuttoned shirt when the girl shooting me said chicks that dress like you in hooker ads always make me think twenty bucks. I took her advice right there cause I was strictly going for ten bucks. When she moaned aloud I knew I was killing shit.

#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents

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