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Story Time with Miss Jane "We dont just ask the hard questions-we offer the hard answers. Thanx to jim greco lacey baker daewon song for being so fucking dope"

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Story Time with Miss Jane "Im actually much nicer televised. I really had to dumb this story down because you people are so inherently weak. You make me fucking sick. Except for you deborah. Youre a dreamboat. So dreamsicle and shit." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane "this is one of those moments so perfect I can sense the hand of god trying to feel me up like some random drunken soccer mom at an office party I staggered into. A kind of effortless calm settles over my whole body as as I lean in and whisper get your weekend warrior fuck hands the fuck off me bitch and reach into your purse and give me a hundred dollars right the fuck now." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane
"here's the first film I ever made at "film school." Film school was a collection of seedier motels in san francisco last summer that I would stay at and run tricks out of. All I knew how to do was take pictures of the one man I could ever love from my favorite movie, (as in literally take pictures by clicking my phone over and over again on the fucking clips) artfagging them up, then splicing them together with personal masturbation "found film footage." I edited this one for you weak instagram kids because I would never want to send you running to the nearest store offended and crying, needing to buy some soothing lotion for your irritated little girl pussy." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Youre all kinds of fucked up. We both know it. Im fucked the fuck up. Im fairly certain that's international knowledge in several circles at this point. I dont care that you dont care that I dont care. I dont even care that youll never get that's why I like you. So keep looking over your shoulder. You paranoid fucking freak. I think that's adorable too." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Here's some throw up from last year when all of you people decided to Fuck Me like a homeless gypsy woman. Well look who made one minute artfag films their baby bitch, this babygirl right here. You people can suck this dick. Especially you deborah.(but for all the right reasons because I love you BBGB-not like these scavenger fucks)" #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane
"Im reposting this shit because it just didnt have that glossy sheen I wanted, you know the way all girls think their snatches are supposed to look. Theyre worse than bromos with babydick syndrome. You would think no one is worse than that but that's where youre wrong wrong wrong and youre a fucking idiot. Every girl ever made ever has always said OMG I havent waxed OMG im bleeding OMG I might have AIDS. Im always like listen you dumb ridiculous bitch-I already fucked a menopausal charlie sheen post op barbie dipped in paint lacquer on the way here WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU TWELVE FUCK FUCK FUCK I DONT CARE IF YOURE DEAD DEBORAH"
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Story Time with Miss Jane
"Just watch as this godless canadian whore reveals my greatest strength and my darkest downfall without lifting a commie canadian finger. I hope she fucking dies from a lead dick overdose. Understand me you bitch. I hope the next million dicks you suck are all made out of dicklead then we'll see who's drinking cum flavored math shakes through a fucking straw at cedars sinai like a poor person." Special thanx to @duchessvonmeow 💋

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Back it up bromiroquai. Not only do you not think I look like the swayz' in roadhouse, youve never even seen roadhouse. OMG. Dude it like swept the Academy that year for hugest piece of shit awesome bodyguard bar movie. I cant believe you wouldnt be trying to fuck this-actually I can believe it you fucking walking dickhard. If you dont get the fuck out of your BMW right now, I swear to fucking christ im going to tear your throat out with my fingernails. This is definitely a time where it is no longer appropriate to "be nice." Jesus.
Youre welcome.
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Story Time with Miss Jane
"here's the first film I ever made at "film school." Film school was a collection of seedier motels in san francisco last summer that I would stay at and run tricks out of. All I knew how to do was take pictures of the one man I could ever love from my favorite movie, (as in literally take pictures by clicking my phone over and over again on the fucking clips) artfagging them up, then splicing them together with personal masturbation "found film footage." I edited this one for you weak instagram kids because I would never want to send you running to the nearest store offended and crying, needing to buy some soothing lotion for your irritated little girl pussy." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane
"Im reposting this shit because it just didnt have that glossy sheen I wanted, you know the way all girls think their snatches are supposed to look. Theyre worse than bromos with babydick syndrome. You would think no one is worse than that but that's where youre wrong wrong wrong and youre a fucking idiot. Every girl ever made ever has always said OMG I havent waxed OMG im bleeding OMG I might have AIDS. Im always like listen you dumb ridiculous bitch-I already fucked a menopausal charlie sheen post op barbie dipped in paint lacquer on the way here WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU TWELVE FUCK FUCK FUCK I DONT CARE IF YOURE DEAD DEBORAH"
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Story Time with Miss Jane "this is one of those moments so perfect I can sense the hand of god trying to feel me up like some random drunken soccer mom at an office party I staggered into. A kind of effortless calm settles over my whole body as as I lean in and whisper get your weekend warrior fuck hands the fuck off me bitch and reach into your purse and give me a hundred dollars right the fuck now." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Here's some throw up from last year when all of you people decided to Fuck Me like a homeless gypsy woman. Well look who made one minute artfag films their baby bitch, this babygirl right here. You people can suck this dick. Especially you deborah.(but for all the right reasons because I love you BBGB-not like these scavenger fucks)" #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Just watch as this godless canadian whore reveals my greatest strength and my darkest downfall without lifting a commie canadian finger. I hope she fucking dies from a lead dick overdose. Understand me you bitch. I hope the next million dicks you suck are all made out of dicklead then we'll see who's drinking cum flavored math shakes through a fucking straw at cedars sinai like a poor person." Special thanx to @duchessvonmeow 💋

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#toblowher
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#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Im actually much nicer televised. I really had to dumb this story down because you people are so inherently weak. You make me fucking sick. Except for you deborah. Youre a dreamboat. So dreamsicle and shit." #prodomme
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#whenthecopshowup
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Oh man. I am super cereal. I kept clicking off titles and the void of questioning emptiness in your eyes kept getting larger and larger...I just wanted to do anything to replace it with that more familiar look of unease and mild contempt. I sure hope I didnt ruin your gay little dinner party here..so you two work in a bank right, tell me more about that. Please.
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Dear deborah
I hope youre having a fun time "at camp." We're all right here. Supporting you in doing well. We're maybe learning a little something too about panic with every breath. It's okay. We try to spend the minority of our time praying to a god that obviously doesnt exist, pleading for a death we're not going to get. Even if we did, it would probably solve as much as assassinating the president, which I am still totally willing to do for ten million dollars. Just in case you have any rich friends who take comfort in the idea that their political activism is somehow going to lead them to a better life. Love you, miss you, waiting for the man just like you. The man of dicks. Wrapped in cash. Im also masturbating so viciously the S.W.A.T team came in the other day and I said what the fuck do you little girls want-if you wanna suck on this girl dicksicle, better form a line bitches." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Excuse me miss what did you ask me-oh how am I doing... I actually have a question for you-how about you never fucking talk to me like that again. Hey cocksucker is this your bitch--you might want to invest in like a bit gag or some shit to tow this mare along. Jesus Fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with you people... no you never.
Hi miss, could I please get a soy venti unicorn frappuchino, sugarfree. Thank you so much. It's Jane. Yes, that's for here.
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Story Time with Miss Jane "I owe my bank seven hundred dollars. My phone's breaking. I cant edit more of my little artfag videos and ive got a rapidly approaching deadline. Of course im turning down clients that go against my value system. My sleep is shit. Yes I miss deborah more than anything.
That sounds like quite the situation. What are you gonna do about it Miss Jane.
Fucking hook my way out with the right ones. Keep throwing up ads. Chill with kirsten here and these craysian chicks and the bitches from suspiria. Im even letting bright eyes tag along cause of that killer slide guitar you dumb bitch. WTF did you think I was gonna do. Are you like touched or some shit. Christ on a cross. Get it together." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane
"hey Miss Jane did you know she actually wrote this song f-hey you little whore, did you know your mom doesnt take out her retainer when she's blowing me. Did you know I wish I could unknow you unlive this unfuck ninety percent of all the broken girls I ever have for free-oh god you didnt know any of that did you. I hope you see what you get for knowing things"
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Look I didnt mean to spend thirty six hours straight showing what happens when deborah and I fuck, it just kind of blossomed organically. This is more or less what happens when I fuck anyone for free, except not nearly so emotional and breathtaking. Growing up I had the perspective that even though I may condone this type of thing, at least somebody got really really really hurt. Things change a girl. Deborah can handle it. She encourages it. Im pretty sure you cant. It's kind of like that one wave during the fifty year storm okay brohdi. Youre not coming back. Mainly because youre a piece of shit. Im trying to fucking help you. Why do you think they call me Miss Janey Utah. The only thing I do on a football field is let FBI agents blow me." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane "You know I sleep better when I dont dream. I like where this is taking me now-as far away from your shit life as possible"

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Story Time with Miss Jane "Dear holly,
even if sportfucking by the hottest lezzers in the world became an olympic event, the only thing I could watch is how fast it takes me to murder the person trying to convince me to check it out. If it's competitive and it's on television, I will fucking kill you. Anything to stave off the tidal wave of boredom threatening to drown me. All sports are shit televised. Especially MMA. If I wanna watch two losers grappling for a belt, I'll just head over to the nearest teen rehab and ask who wants to kill themselves the most before throwing mine into the middle of group therapy. I have to be there in person to feel your pain. I am not fun/not cool/not smart and now is no time get started. I was just looking for clips of chicks fighting for these creepy little one minute films I like to make like a total girltard. That's when I stumbled upon this. Seventy five hours later, I knew you and ronda's entire fucking life stories. You dont grapple with shit holly. You fucking kick entitled white trash in the face. It's the most victorious thing I'll ever see in my entire life. You handled yourself with such poise and quiet dignity leading up to this shit. If you ever come here in person, I will assassinate whomever's currently dumb enough to think theyre president and sell their organs to buy tickets. Please keep doing god's work young lady." #prodomme
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Back it up bromiroquai. Not only do you not think I look like the swayz' in roadhouse, youve never even seen roadhouse. OMG. Dude it like swept the Academy that year for hugest piece of shit awesome bodyguard bar movie. I cant believe you wouldnt be trying to fuck this-actually I can believe it you fucking walking dickhard. If you dont get the fuck out of your BMW right now, I swear to fucking christ im going to tear your throat out with my fingernails. This is definitely a time where it is no longer appropriate to "be nice." Jesus.
Youre welcome.
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#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Let's just watch this miracle bitch I jerk off to when im not banging the real life version one more time, minus some of the ritzy production values and tailored especially towards the neon impaired. Listen you little fucks, I invented this shit site that's hooked every goddamned one of you like a tenth grade anorexic girl hooked on mini thins and dicks-and somehow you still havent noticed that all it is is a bunch of goddamned pictures. Fucking Dicktards." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Youre all kinds of fucked up. We both know it. Im fucked the fuck up. Im fairly certain that's international knowledge in several circles at this point. I dont care that you dont care that I dont care. I dont even care that youll never get that's why I like you. So keep looking over your shoulder. You paranoid fucking freak. I think that's adorable too." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane
"Hey ive got an idea you dumbshit little fucking hooksydaisy dick factory: Try enjoying the life youve chosen for one single second because youre going to be fucking dead before you know it, you understand me-fucking dead/fucking dead/fucking dead/just like these fucks/so fucking dead/oh for the love of fucking god youre still dumb enough to think death might actually be your way out-CMON little girl. If death was the easter bunny youdve already gone on a magical easter dick hunt in the sky until you found a homemade plastic explosive strawberry dick surprise when abrafuckingcadabra look who's getting sucked off in the back of death's limousine by linda rhonstadt and cassandra peterson and priscilla presley and theyve all got mentos in their mouths plus ice cubes and red hots and pop rocks and oh shit they even lacquered their lips with tiger balm just for y-because they made a suicide pact on your coffin you idiot. Jesus if youre gonna dream your life away really go for i--oh heyyyyyyy instakids, so good to see you...I was just giving myself a little peptalk in the rearview mirror of this lyft-hey lyft lady wtf, why are you lookin so nervous and shit-do your fucking job goddamn you.
Youre welcome.
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