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Story Time with Miss Jane "Thank you for showing us your artistic process jane.
I think you meant to say prostitute.
No, your process-how you work.
Prostitute.
No, jane-those words just have the same prefix-
Now youre fucking up the first part of prostitute.
Okay jane let's move on-what advice would you give to other filmmakers.
The best advice I ever got was from this kid at this military camp for juvenile delinquents when I was seventeen. He was a really nice kid who was about to finally get the fuck out of there and he said if you really wanna make things easier on yourself you need to shut up. Just shut up. Like shut the fucking fuck up.
Im still not very good at it. It works though. For everything. I really want you to do it right now and im going to leave this interview. Thank you." #prodomme
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Story Time with Miss Jane "After a hard thankless day of hooking where Miss Jane had to do way too much socializing and not nearly enough fucking with the incredibly drunk and the far too young, (anyone under forty) which annoyed her endlessly as she is not a fucking stripper-she is lyfted home. During the ride she contemplates her mantra which are the opening lyrics played here. She thinks of the only male heroes she ever had or wanted growing up and how she took her mom to see this film the day it came out to show she wasnt such a thankless asshole daughter. She reminds herself that if they can take that kind of pain she can take this kind of pain and suicide is still just not worth it. She wants you to remember if anyone ever tells you what you love is juvenile or that it simply warrants no artistic merit, your job is to nod and say absolutely and then punch them in their fairy fucking face." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Im actually much nicer televised. I really had to dumb this story down because you people are so inherently weak. You make me fucking sick. Except for you deborah. Youre a dreamboat. So dreamsicle and shit." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Just watch as this godless canadian whore reveals my greatest strength and my darkest downfall without lifting a commie canadian finger. I hope she fucking dies from a lead dick overdose. Understand me you bitch. I hope the next million dicks you suck are all made out of dicklead then we'll see who's drinking cum flavored math shakes through a fucking straw at cedars sinai like a poor person." Special thanx to @duchessvonmeow 💋

#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Im reposting this shit because it just didnt have that glossy sheen I wanted, you know the way all girls think their snatches are supposed to look. Theyre worse than bromos with babydick syndrome. You would think no one is worse than that but that's where youre wrong wrong wrong and youre a fucking idiot. Every girl ever made ever has always said OMG I havent waxed OMG im bleeding OMG I might have AIDS. Im always like listen you dumb ridiculous bitch-I already fucked a menopausal charlie sheen post op barbie dipped in paint lacquer on the way here WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU TWELVE FUCK FUCK FUCK I DONT CARE IF YOURE DEAD DEBORAH"
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "We dont just ask the hard questions-we offer the hard answers. Thanx to jim greco lacey baker daewon song for being so fucking dope"

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Story Time with Miss Jane "Here's some throw up from last year when all of you people decided to Fuck Me like a homeless gypsy woman. Well look who made one minute artfag films their baby bitch, this babygirl right here. You people can suck this dick. Especially you deborah.(but for all the right reasons because I love you BBGB-not like these scavenger fucks)" #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Are you there rod(stewart) it's me jane. Ive drank too much cum. I was also in the same room as lindsay brohan once. It was the kind of little get together where people were supposed to be able to talk and feel safe. I heard this girl crying so hard as she spoke I couldnt understand one word she said. She was sitting off to the side just out of view. Then what followed was one of the most grotesque human displays I'll ever witness. Instead of everyone else just moving on and sharing about themselves, they all talked directly to her in the most inappropriate way you can possibly imagine. It felt so Wrong. Afterwards, I asked some random bitter queen who the fuck was that crying bitch. He said that was lindsay lohan honey. She is such a brave little miracle. Did you know she is not talentless like paris hilton, she can do all kinds of things-

Listen you fucking used up space queen faggot I whispered, cutting him off. I went to rehab with paris hilton for a week before she tried to runaway like an idiot and got caught and got sent to the same military camp for juvenile delinquents I had just come from. Both girls are equally worthless.
Dave attell said the funniest shit ever. He said everyone's crying and freaking out that lindsay and paris are getting pulled over with cocaine in their cars-what the hell is wrong with you people, that's their fucking job. Call me when there's some real fucking news. Call me when theyve been pulled over and someone's found a book in their cars.
Now if you ever try to upsell me again on your little physic star fuck orgy, im gonna downsell you on getting gang raped by some homeless brothers fresh out of the klink. Then im going to break every one of your fucking little fingers. Dont ever talk to me again. You Make Me Fucking Sick.
I said all of those things to him with one paralyzing murderous look." #prodomme
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#transsexual
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#toblowher
#littlegirls
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#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
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#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Okay if youre not a skatefag, youre a useless babytard that doesnt know how anything works. And if you are a skatefag, oh man im so sorry. It's such shit isnt it. The only good part about skating is skating. Like any counterculture from pornography to punk, there's more unspoken rules than any craysian tenement camp ive never been to. The attitude the fashion the slang the fear-it's disgusting. If youre a civilian, you dont know jackshit. Youre a country rube who got their skate know how from the media. Skating isnt cruising care free nailing trick after trick you wrecktards-that's called being a hooker and that's a lie too. Just like all hookers dont backstroke through a sea of dicks and money, skaters dont fly through the air like little tinkerbells you morons. Skating is a shitload of falling with hard earned victories. Hooking is a shitload of talking to loser flakes trying to jerk off for free to the sound of your voice with hard earned dicks in your mouth. But of course when it comes to any activity ever, everyone believes what they see televised. Every hooker thinks if they dont touch the money or if they ask if youre a cop, it's all gonna work out. Do you realize how embarrassing it is to watch every fucker put their money on the table because that's what theyve been doing since the dawn of hooker time. You dumb whores, if a cop wants to fuck you, pay you, murder you and fuck you again, then put your photos in their murder hooker photo album, theyre gonna do it. I have to tell everyone just hand me the money so I can count it since we're basically dealing cocaine. Skate videos cause a similar false impression. When youre watching a skater kill it, youre seeing the best takes of every trick theyve done over the course of a year. So keep all that in mind as you watch andrew reynolds do the most flawless run of perfect shit ive ever seen. I didnt touch this. It's just andrew, samhain and you will shut the fuck up and like it." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "this is perfect for so many reasons. Mainly that im dating the funniest bitch I know. It's OVER." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "After a hard thankless day of hooking where Miss Jane had to do way too much socializing and not nearly enough fucking with the incredibly drunk and the far too young, (anyone under forty) which annoyed her endlessly as she is not a fucking stripper-she is lyfted home. During the ride she contemplates her mantra which are the opening lyrics played here. She thinks of the only male heroes she ever had or wanted growing up and how she took her mom to see this film the day it came out to show she wasnt such a thankless asshole daughter. She reminds herself that if they can take that kind of pain she can take this kind of pain and suicide is still just not worth it. She wants you to remember if anyone ever tells you what you love is juvenile or that it simply warrants no artistic merit, your job is to nod and say absolutely and then punch them in their fairy fucking face." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Thank you for showing us your artistic process jane.
I think you meant to say prostitute.
No, your process-how you work.
Prostitute.
No, jane-those words just have the same prefix-
Now youre fucking up the first part of prostitute.
Okay jane let's move on-what advice would you give to other filmmakers.
The best advice I ever got was from this kid at this military camp for juvenile delinquents when I was seventeen. He was a really nice kid who was about to finally get the fuck out of there and he said if you really wanna make things easier on yourself you need to shut up. Just shut up. Like shut the fucking fuck up.
Im still not very good at it. It works though. For everything. I really want you to do it right now and im going to leave this interview. Thank you." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "So this one looks like you put a lot of time and effort into it jane, would you say it was worth it-

It's like a thirty second scene from a piece of shit satanic movie from my childhood. I mean dont get me wrong, it's an awesome movie. As in it's not a good movie, but it's a great movie. I forgot all about it til I was looking for clips and this scene came on scaring the shit out of me all over again. When something's that good and imaginative, it makes up for everything else. So was putting like fifty hours into making this little homage worth the effort-well when I think of this, I immediately think of how I woke up saturday morning at like 3:30 am. I had only gotten two hours of sleep. I knew I wasnt going to fall back asleep again. That's what chronic insomniacs are told to do-if you know youre awake, you might as well just get up and do something. So I kept working on this all morning until I had appointments. I thought maybe I would fall asleep in the afternoon but I didnt. Instead I ended up going over to antonia's. Basically, the lack of sleep wrecked me, causing this hyper emotional break where I just couldnt stop crying, making me so frustrated and embarrassed I just turned into this snarky cruel cunt in front of her until she ended up calling me a Princessy Dramatic Crazy Crying Fucking Bitch she wouldve thrown the fuck out if she hadnt been trying so hard to just cum during our wreck sex. So already knowing this beforehand, you still have the fucking audacity to stand there and ask me such a ridiculous stupid fucking question-WTF DO YOU THINK BITCH... dude it was like Totally Worth It, I mean omg have you watched this fucker-look at how beautiful that shit is. It's like a hologram photograph from the eighties that was so three-dimensional it would just stop you in your tracks. Dont waste our time asking such a dumb rhetorical question again. In fact, im gonna tag that bitch right now just to let her know. @antoniacrane
#prodomme
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#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Mss Jane "Jane. Shut the fuck up. Go wash your cum rags. Where the fuck were You when You got Your eye infection. You just talked with rose. Now shut the fuck up and go wash your cum rags you dumb bitch.
K. Cool. Hey jennifer do you like jokes.
No.
OK awesome youre gonna love this one then- a hundred years ago performers and actors and musicians and beggars and whores and lunatics were all treated exactly the same-like fucking piss. It was just the general outlook of the time. Right up until nothing changed whatsoever. At all.
Ok. That was pretty good. You. Wash.
Wait what the fuck happened to my and deborah's pentstagrams you dumb bitch, how come we werent following each-

You dont get to know everything. How about a yeast infection in your other eye would you like one of those you little piece of shit-

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#littlegirls
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#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "DIMSDAY"
Glossary of terms for you commoners-

DIMS-Andy San Dimas. Radical adult performer ive never actually met, I think she has the coolest name in the world and you should know why. Also, twitter is a boring hopeless shithole that we need because we can post pictures of our beautiful naked bodies. Because it's so lame though, I used to include her in all of my little photo captions with shit like -I was shopping at the mall today and dims tried to make out with me and I said dims get your hands off of my beautiful body-the midwest cant handle this, it will ruin your career and dims yelled I DONT GIVE A MOTHERFUCK JANE, THOSE CRACKERS CAN SUCK MY DICK-

She was always really cool about going along with it.
CROSSOVER-A regular pornographic actor who starts working with us AIDSY mutants. Once that happens, most "straight" agencies wont hire them again. Because we're mutants. Plus we have AIDS. Plus we outsell them ten to one and they fucking hate that shit. Luckily, those old schoolers will all be dead soon along with the "president." (that last one still costs ten million dollars-youre welcome)
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#littlegirls
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#silverlake
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#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"here's the first film I ever made at "film school." Film school was a collection of seedier motels in san francisco last summer that I would stay at and run tricks out of. All I knew how to do was take pictures of the one man I could ever love from my favorite movie, (as in literally take pictures by clicking my phone over and over again on the fucking clips) artfagging them up, then splicing them together with personal masturbation "found film footage." I edited this one for you weak instagram kids because I would never want to send you running to the nearest store offended and crying, needing to buy some soothing lotion for your irritated little girl pussy." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Im reposting this shit because it just didnt have that glossy sheen I wanted, you know the way all girls think their snatches are supposed to look. Theyre worse than bromos with babydick syndrome. You would think no one is worse than that but that's where youre wrong wrong wrong and youre a fucking idiot. Every girl ever made ever has always said OMG I havent waxed OMG im bleeding OMG I might have AIDS. Im always like listen you dumb ridiculous bitch-I already fucked a menopausal charlie sheen post op barbie dipped in paint lacquer on the way here WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU TWELVE FUCK FUCK FUCK I DONT CARE IF YOURE DEAD DEBORAH"
#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "this is one of those moments so perfect I can sense the hand of god trying to feel me up like some random drunken soccer mom at an office party I staggered into. A kind of effortless calm settles over my whole body as as I lean in and whisper get your weekend warrior fuck hands the fuck off me bitch and reach into your purse and give me a hundred dollars right the fuck now." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Here's some throw up from last year when all of you people decided to Fuck Me like a homeless gypsy woman. Well look who made one minute artfag films their baby bitch, this babygirl right here. You people can suck this dick. Especially you deborah.(but for all the right reasons because I love you BBGB-not like these scavenger fucks)" #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane
"Just watch as this godless canadian whore reveals my greatest strength and my darkest downfall without lifting a commie canadian finger. I hope she fucking dies from a lead dick overdose. Understand me you bitch. I hope the next million dicks you suck are all made out of dicklead then we'll see who's drinking cum flavored math shakes through a fucking straw at cedars sinai like a poor person." Special thanx to @duchessvonmeow 💋

#prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Story Time with Miss Jane "Im actually much nicer televised. I really had to dumb this story down because you people are so inherently weak. You make me fucking sick. Except for you deborah. Youre a dreamboat. So dreamsicle and shit." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

Oh man. I am super cereal. I kept clicking off titles and the void of questioning emptiness in your eyes kept getting larger and larger...I just wanted to do anything to replace it with that more familiar look of unease and mild contempt. I sure hope I didnt ruin your gay little dinner party here..so you two work in a bank right, tell me more about that. Please.
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Story Time with Miss Jane "Dear deborah
I hope youre having a fun time "at camp." We're all right here. Supporting you in doing well. We're maybe learning a little something too about panic with every breath. It's okay. We try to spend the minority of our time praying to a god that obviously doesnt exist, pleading for a death we're not going to get. Even if we did, it would probably solve as much as assassinating the president, which I am still totally willing to do for ten million dollars. Just in case you have any rich friends who take comfort in the idea that their political activism is somehow going to lead them to a better life. Love you, miss you, waiting for the man just like you. The man of dicks. Wrapped in cash. Im also masturbating so viciously the S.W.A.T team came in the other day and I said what the fuck do you little girls want-if you wanna suck on this girl dicksicle, better form a line bitches." #prodomme
#dominatrix
#prostitute
#transsexual
#whenthecopshowup
#toblowher
#littlegirls
#likeyourmoney
#losangeles
#silverlake
#killyourparents
#futureofcinema
#suckacinedick

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