#lifefail

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I’ll never outgrow sleeping on my clothes instead of putting them away like an adult, because I was too lazy when I brought them into my room.
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#nonadulting #lifefail #clearlystillachild #ionlydoitathomeforjason #theywillstillbeheretonight

What a flipping morning!

The lie-in was lovely, but upon trying to move I realised how shot my knees are from yesterday’s 19 mile bike ride avec toddler. My head is pounding - presumably due to not eating properly yesterday, plus the rather scary incident on the A1 (see my previous post)

Never mind, I’ll pop to town and do the food shopping, tab my parcel from the sorting office, put some cheques in the bank, then head home and work.

Oh, where are my keys? And my purse? And my make up? They’ll be in Phil’s Cat then. 35 miles away 🤦🏼‍♀️ Found some B.B. cream to at least partially cover the spots, some old Z list mascara, my spare car key which occasionally works and occasionally sets the alarm off, and escape via the back door and through the neighbour’s garden which is our only route out from the back of the house. Neighbour’s dog take offence and barks furiously at me, the key works - hooray! - and I’ve made it to town.

Needing to channel all of my inner #Voom today if I’m to concentrate and achieve ANYTHING!

Happy Monday folks 😉

#mondaybumday #comedyoferrors #dontlookatme #lifefail #postbikeride #failingatlife #ig_bbcc #30something #voompioneers #socialentrepreneur #smallbizowner

Happy Monday! 😂😂 Tag someone you’re getting through Monday with!

Your life looks amazing on Instagram, nobody would know it's a huge mess

#cockerspaniel #cockersofinstagram #winston #instagram #mess #lifefail #fail #summerwalks #summer

This was a lot harder than you would think! Try doing a one handed handstand on your sink while balancing with your feet on the wall and taking a picture, I dare you!!!! This was one of my greatest achievements. Yes, Kimberly is working and I'm bored.
#bum #butt #gymnastics #gym #handstand #photography #picoftheday #fitness #balance #selfie #instagram #wow #lifefail #success #ipad #samsung #hi #ohhi #viking #strongman #bodybuilding #powerlifting

You have failed at life.... Do not pass go.... Do not collect $200. #homeassembled #bbqfail #lifefail #startover

Okay, anyone else love @lushcosmetics
Everything they sell smells DIVINE 🙌
Natural ingredients, YES please 👍
And they LOVE giving you samples to try
I didn't recall getting this one in particular
Y'all, halfway through brushing my TEETH
I realized it was FOOT powder 😭
NOT tooth powder like I incorrectly read🤦
Did I mention they use natural ingredients 😂😂😂👏👏👌👌
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#lifefail #lush #hippystyle #thisismylife #footpowder #toothpowder #tomatoetomato

Life not going as planned? Just remember that as long as you don’t have to write yourself a note to put on pants your doing better than Nick Miller. ✔️ Also, your life should most definitely include @newgirlonfox #thislivesimplelife #wifemamaboss —————————
#lifeplans #lifefail #newgirl #newgirlquote #newgirlquotes #netflixbinge #bingeworthy #saturdaymood #saturdayvibes

Irritationen när jag köpt cappuccino istället för snabbkaffe sist jag var i Finland och handlade. Jävla finnar kan förfan märka upp burken bättre! #lifefail

Im doing me time today. Need time to make some decisions

Bringing a little bit of my true, clumsy, idiotic self to Instagram today......welcome to my life.

When you trying to be cool but life isn't going how you planned #lifefail

#Mascara #loser 😫😫😫😫 #lifefail

Appropriately gloomy SD morning as I sit downtown at the Social Security office waiting to find out if I can be me again. Word to the wise, never lose every piece of identification you have because getting it back is not easy. Maybe this is the opportunity become someone else, someone rich with perfect credit 😂 #ihavenoidentity #orcreditcards #lifefail

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