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Once upon a time and approximately 26 months ago, a couple of cats had a magical night of "social media inappropriate" fun. Two months later, my brothers, sister and I came into the world and made some families the luckiest bunch of people on this earth. That was two years ago today! So to celebrate my day of birth, I spent my day with the family, snuggling, kittening, and napping because it is Sunday and kittens need their sleep. And yes, I am still a kitten! Who cares that I'm 5 feet long and 120 pounds. I'm the birthday boy so I make the rules about kitten restrictions... Even though this day is all about me, I have to take the opportunity to thank each and every one of you for the love you give me, my brother and sister, my other brothers and sister AND my humans! You make all of our days a little brighter one Instagram comment/like at a time. Also, thanks to these new toys for gracing me with their presence today which I will now rip apart and try to eat! Meow! #kylokitten #foreverkitten #eventhoughimalion #terribletwos #flufffordays

This is your good buddy Señor Fluffy Pants with a "Public Service Meowncement"! Yes, we know my birthday is Sunday and I'm going to be 2 years old.
The family has been lectured to make sure they don't screw up my birthday meals, but I digress.
The point of this message is almost as important as my birthday.
Tomorrow is a national holiday!
Tomorrow is "Clear The Shelter" Day!
So here is what you can do for my birthday!
Step 1- wake up on #Caturday .
Step 2- brush your teeth. No one wants to snuggle with morning breath! Peeeeyewwww!
Step 3- drive, walk, march, skip, hop, fly, do cartwheels to your nearest shelter and find a new baby who needs rescuing like me in this picture! (Yes that's me about to strip the ball from that orange ball hog)
Step 4- take your new bub home, give them the SNUGGS because duh, SATURDAY IS FOR THE SNUGGS!
So for my birthday I want you to go write a new story for a baby who is currently in a cage eating some food that's not Fancy Feast with no room to run around!
If you're on Long Island, go to @animalleague and tell em your buddy Señor Fluffy Pants sent you! Or Kylo, Kylo works too.
IF you are drowning in cats and have no more room because if you take a step you may accidentally squish a paw, don't go rescue another one of us! You've done enough! Instead, you can donate to @animalleague using the link in my bio which raises money for a new wing at #NorthShore in the name of @bethostern 's Bianca! Anything helps!
Ok that's that! Don't forget! Set an alarm! If you forget, fair warning I may give you love scratch (minus the love😼) MEOW! #KyloKitten #cattitude #BossyKittensOfInstagram #ClearTheShelters #ClearTheShelters2017 #GetYourRescueOn #OrElse #KittenBowl #FBF #HideYoFoodHideYoHairTies

Darling Kylo, Thank you so much for getting me tickets to see Eclipsed with Mom and Dad tomorrow! You know my favorite thing in the world, besides you, is seeing a Broadway show in NYC! You have made me so happy and I am so proud of your handwriting! I am starting the kitten college applications! #kylosgrandma #kylokitten

Kylo had fun with his first outdoor experience! We didn't run around much, instead we just sat on the grass watching all the new sights and listening to the chimes 😻🌷 #KyloKitten #harnesstraining #catsofinstagram #adventurecat

It's safe to say this little one is no longer a little one. Happy second birthday to my popular little bub. Also I probably won't be able to pick him up at 3. That's ok when your cat has thousands of followers right? 😻 @turtlekylokitten #kylokitten #catmom #terribletwos

366 days ago (one calendar year) @bethostern showed up on our doorstep with the now social media famous @turtlekylokitten and our lives were changed forever. It is still crazy to me that 24 thousand people follow his page and love him and our family. The Stern family, @cindyszczudlo and @animalleague do big things for animals in need and we love that we became part of that family. This is one of the first photos I took of him and he was completely enamored with the wheel spin on "The Price Is Right". Like father like kitten. #KyloKitten #FamousAnimalsOfInstagram #CatDad #AdoptDontShop

yes, I'm one of *those* people...so proud to be a mom, I wear it on my t-shirt. I think only 3 people will get that joke... #kylokitten #starwars #starwarsnerd

Mommy says I sleep too much... I say she's a crazy lady (cats included). 🐈 #kylokitren #kittensofinstagram #kylokitten #blackcatappreciationday2017 #latepost

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Once upon a time and approximately 26 months ago, a couple of cats had a magical night of "social media inappropriate" fun. Two months later, my brothers, sister and I came into the world and made some families the luckiest bunch of people on this earth. That was two years ago today! So to celebrate my day of birth, I spent my day with the family, snuggling, kittening, and napping because it is Sunday and kittens need their sleep. And yes, I am still a kitten! Who cares that I'm 5 feet long and 120 pounds. I'm the birthday boy so I make the rules about kitten restrictions... Even though this day is all about me, I have to take the opportunity to thank each and every one of you for the love you give me, my brother and sister, my other brothers and sister AND my humans! You make all of our days a little brighter one Instagram comment/like at a time. Also, thanks to these new toys for gracing me with their presence today which I will now rip apart and try to eat! Meow! #kylokitten #foreverkitten #eventhoughimalion #terribletwos #flufffordays

It's safe to say this little one is no longer a little one. Happy second birthday to my popular little bub. Also I probably won't be able to pick him up at 3. That's ok when your cat has thousands of followers right? 😻 @turtlekylokitten #kylokitten #catmom #terribletwos

Mommy says I sleep too much... I say she's a crazy lady (cats included). 🐈 #kylokitren #kittensofinstagram #kylokitten #blackcatappreciationday2017 #latepost

This is your good buddy Señor Fluffy Pants with a "Public Service Meowncement"! Yes, we know my birthday is Sunday and I'm going to be 2 years old.
The family has been lectured to make sure they don't screw up my birthday meals, but I digress.
The point of this message is almost as important as my birthday.
Tomorrow is a national holiday!
Tomorrow is "Clear The Shelter" Day!
So here is what you can do for my birthday!
Step 1- wake up on #Caturday .
Step 2- brush your teeth. No one wants to snuggle with morning breath! Peeeeyewwww!
Step 3- drive, walk, march, skip, hop, fly, do cartwheels to your nearest shelter and find a new baby who needs rescuing like me in this picture! (Yes that's me about to strip the ball from that orange ball hog)
Step 4- take your new bub home, give them the SNUGGS because duh, SATURDAY IS FOR THE SNUGGS!
So for my birthday I want you to go write a new story for a baby who is currently in a cage eating some food that's not Fancy Feast with no room to run around!
If you're on Long Island, go to @animalleague and tell em your buddy Señor Fluffy Pants sent you! Or Kylo, Kylo works too.
IF you are drowning in cats and have no more room because if you take a step you may accidentally squish a paw, don't go rescue another one of us! You've done enough! Instead, you can donate to @animalleague using the link in my bio which raises money for a new wing at #NorthShore in the name of @bethostern 's Bianca! Anything helps!
Ok that's that! Don't forget! Set an alarm! If you forget, fair warning I may give you love scratch (minus the love😼) MEOW! #KyloKitten #cattitude #BossyKittensOfInstagram #ClearTheShelters #ClearTheShelters2017 #GetYourRescueOn #OrElse #KittenBowl #FBF #HideYoFoodHideYoHairTies

Dear Kylo,
As you turn two on August 20th, you're still the same intelligent, sweet boy but what has changed dramatically is how much you've grown. You require a lot of playtime with a lot of space. The living room has always been your playroom and we fill it with many things to occupy you but with the recent addition of the Ripple Rug, I admit I'm feeling the squeeze. As I carefully step through hair ties, catnip bananas, feathered birds, balls that light up, Amazon boxes and tunnels, I wonder where all this will end?
Will we eventually be renting space from you?
Should we remove the couch as it just interferes with valuable floor space?
Will we be making a play date with you so that we too can partake in the pleasure of the inevitable trampoline?
We need a bigger place. Wherever we end up, the constant will be that every time I see your little face, I see everything that home signifies to us. A place where sweetness and innocence reside; an island of calm in the middle of whatever storm; the safety of knowing we're together at the end of the day and the happiness we get to share made greater by the presence of you, Peaches and Sly. These two years have gone so fast. You've enriched our lives and brought so many wonderful, loving people into our world - what a gift you've given us. Happy birthday, Kylo; you will always be loved and you will always be cared for and we fervently wish that for all of our friends.
Love,
Grandma
#kylokitten #kylosgrandma #HappyBirthdayALMOST #TwoYearsOld #NotAKittenAnymore #HumansWorkToSupportKylosPlay #RoomsForTheCat #SqueezeInHumans #MoreHairTiesPlease #AsKyloGrowsSoDoesTheEarFluff #19YearsUntilYouCanLegallyDrink #JustKiddingTheWineIsMine

What do you mean both Mom & Grandma are seeing friends after work? What about my belly rubs and laser play? You're telling me I have to play with my brother? Fine. He's hiding from me right now, but fine. Meow! #kylokitten #boysnight #wellpeachesissleepingso #pawsout

Guess who got his account back?! I apologize to all of my followers who Dad made cry over the past few days. This is a photo of me yelling at him about it!
Don't worry, I put him in time out!
I also removed all of his fancy feast privileges and told him he has to be home by 9 pm every night for a week.
He then told me he doesn't even start work until 5 pm all week because that's when baseball is played.
He also told me if he doesn't go to work, he doesn't get paid.
He then made the point that if he doesn't get paid, he can't buy me fancy feast and toys.
I immediately removed the 9 pm curfew from his punishment.
Meow!
#KyloKitten #ThisIsHowIKitten #GrumpyTurtle #TheFancyFeastBeast #MrFluffyPants #DadsInTimeout #kittensofinstagram #IWokeUpLikeThis #HandsomeFace

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